c.o.b.s.t.l. 

Case Of Balls Sticking To Legs. This can occur in extreme heat when there is excessive persperation from the lower regions. Also see c.o.i.b.

me on G7 - $#!+, i've got c.o.b.s.t.l. again!
person sitting next to me - whats that?
me - me balls is stickin to me legs!!
person - ewww...

c.o.b.s.t.l. by sam from G7 July 15, 2008

D.U.B.S.T.E.P

Dropping
Unique
Bass
Sounds
That
Entertain
People

He's a great Dj because he D.U.B.S.T.E.P.

D.U.B.S.T.E.P by MM Kuru June 26, 2012

s.s.b.s.t.s 

(S)ecret (S)kate(B)oarding (S)pecial (T)rick (S)ense- when a 6 to 8 year old kid is really good at skateboarding, like freaking amazing.

Skater A:"What he just do, A nollie backside 360 heelflip down a 20 stair?"
Skater B:"Yeah dude, watch out for that kid man cause got the S.S.B.S.T.S lurking.

s.s.b.s.t.s by rastadrummer88 May 14, 2006

T.B.S.D.T.I.T.W 

Acronym:
The Best Service Desk Technician In The World

A very rare and special service desk technician who not only can solve any problem given to him/her but does so in a unique way that makes the knob/twat/C-Level who created the call feel like it wasn't all their fault in the first place (but we all know it was).

Yo Mitch, that bitch from sales was actually happy with you slapping her down for not knowning to right-click on the folder, you T.B.S.D.T.I.T.W

T.B.S.D.T.I.T.W by mwalker April 29, 2020

B.A.S.T.A.R.D. 

Acronym: Byproduct of Another Stupid Teenager Against Rubberized Dicks.

She gave birth to a b.a.s.t.a.r.d. because she is against condoms.

B.A.S.T.A.R.D. by Who I am October 23, 2007

B.I.S.T.R.N. 

text short hand for Bro I'm so trippa right now . A phrase used when you have become useless

B.I.S.T.R.N....bro...Im soooo trippa right now, I couldn't fix my dj controller effect knob, so I threw it against the wall and destroyed the entire thing .

B.I.S.T.R.N. by Darkcide March 18, 2022

F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D. 

Fingered Her But She Didn't Touch My Dick.

PERSON #1: Hey Raaaaaaaandy, did u lay pipe on that girl you met at the show last night?

Raaaaaaaaandy: Nah man, I F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D.

F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D. by Raaaaaaaandy August 3, 2009