Aztecs are small food items, rather like tamales, made of maize and maize husks and gourmet butt cheese.

Sometimes at parties, you can throw Aztecs and they can be a little like darts or beanbags.
We had some Aztecs the other night. We got the butt cheese from Dan. It was da flava
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the most ugliest vehicle in the world. only a dumbass would buy it and prance around town with it.
don't buy an aztec
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Yes, the Aztek is a fugly car, but it's spelled A-Z-T-E-K.

Aztec is also a famous Counter-Strike map.
de_aztec is one of the most popular CS maps
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Gone for good, never to return.
"You got any of that pineapple express left?"

"No dice, kid. Shit is Aztec."
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a log of human waste that is so smooth and clean that no wiping is required upon doing one.
"that was a good shit man, i didn't even need to wipe, it was an aztec"
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Something that is held to the highest level. Synonyms include "paramount".
"Yo man, that s*** was so aztec!"
"Paramount inner-beats!"
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Three in the pink, Two in the stink and Three fingers in your own Ass........ Not yet known to be done as of yet, But what an accomplishment if done!!!!!
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