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A literal translation of the Dutch informal noun “mierenneuker”. The term is used to call out people on petty, infuriatingly specific or nitpicky behavior. Antfucker usually refers to people who screw people over by focusing on tiny mistakes others make, or being overly critical of small things they dislike.

The term is also used as a verb: “mierenneuken”, or “to fuck ants”
“I know I’m fucking ants at this point, but i hate how the lace on the dress is just a tiny bit too low and the sleeves are a little bit too wide.”

Jesus christ, what antfucker gave me a failing grade because I didn’t write the date on my test paper?”

“They turned down my manuscript, not because they thought I was a hack writer, but because they didn’t want to publish a book with a male main character. What kind of antfuckery is that?”
Antfucker by Cool-Guy-Senpai November 28, 2017
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Assfuckitis 

Chronic state of being an assfuck.
Sheila has a severe case of assfuckitis.
Assfuckitis by keifermail August 8, 2009

Assfuckomania 

The specific type of "mania" attributed to hyper or intensified high quality anal intercourse.
I found myself in a state of assfuckomania while I was tapping that sweet virgin ass.
Assfuckomania by DoctorVegas December 1, 2009

assfucky 

An exclamation used in conjunction with sudden disappointment or vexation.
I think that file that I wanted just got deleted. Assfucky!
assfucky by Inox July 18, 2003
Someone who is obsessed with little details; a perfectionist.
Myra Ellen is such an antfucker; she made us re-record the track until she thought it sounded perfect.
Antfucker by starfucker08 October 30, 2008

fortnite assfuck 

when you get anally penetrated by a fortnite character
God damnit! This nigga just fortnite assfucked me again from behind.
fortnite assfuck by kelohh May 7, 2018

Assfuckatorium 

A building (usually university or college level) where the well being of your rectum is disregarded
God damn I have physics in the assfuckatorium today

4U English at TH is held in assfuckatoriums
Assfuckatorium by WAPFTW September 10, 2010