1) Someone who is such a pain in the ass that they go above and beyond it. 2) A wedgie so severe it involves the ripping of the undershorts. 3) An elderly man's sweaty scrotum getting stuck in his ass when he sits down (see also cracking nuts, butt dumplings)
You are an Ass Goblin
OUCH! You Ass Goblin!!! That Ass Goblin hurts!!!
AHH!!! I got an Ass Goblin from the couch AGAIN!
OUCH! You Ass Goblin!!! That Ass Goblin hurts!!!
AHH!!! I got an Ass Goblin from the couch AGAIN!
by J July 22, 2003
Powerful goblin that wants to rule the world. Can change appearance (usually looks like an old man) and has magical powers. Often Shouts HEEYAAAAAA and usually goes by the name of Lord Vilhelm
by ass goblin hater August 30, 2003
by Three little niglets February 5, 2017
Critters that squirm inside of the your rumpus crack, and live to their lives content. They live inside your flabby ass untill their shit overwhelms your insides and you turn gay and hump everything in site. Now the word 'Ass Goblin' isn ot a word ot be used by the light-hearted. Be careful, it will eat you up with all itsm ight
1. Your fat reminds me of the ass goblin i bumped up my butt.
2. you are a nasty Ass Goblin who only loves himself and the poo of others.
2. you are a nasty Ass Goblin who only loves himself and the poo of others.
by Lukas Mary May 17, 2004
a goblin that hails from the nether regions of people's underside. Enjoys spelunking in the cavernous regions of old men.
by Steve Mobeve November 12, 2004
Ass Goblin. A thin typically loud douche bag that sits next to me in class.
"He's an Ass Goblin!" "Who?" "Higdon!"
"He's an Ass Goblin!" "Who?" "Higdon!"
by Doc111 August 11, 2009