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by jimmycarter October 22, 2019
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by jimmycarter October 22, 2019
A day to lay in bed, cry and think about every life choice you have made that led you to this moment. You are free to tell everyone to leave you the f alone. Think over everything that is about to happen in the next 24 hours. Spend time with yourself and a bowl of ice cream. Also...remember to stress....a lot
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by jimmycarter October 22, 2019
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me: aye bro don’t worry it’s august 20, national pussy day! you can fuck every hoe on the block!
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