by Ur mi June 7, 2022
A person with an over inflated sense of self-esteem There are secretly in the closet and are also constantly late showing up to places of employment and other important things Very unathletic as well. . Recently circa 2012, they are also the worst known drivers of cars in the Untied States.
J stop being such a Berto! You almost killed me driving to Coventry in your S10 truck. You are a horrible driver and are not sweet at things.
by rickycantread October 8, 2020
by I abuse kids July 31, 2019
“I just got a call from my neighbor, sounds like a Berto is moving into our neighborhood”
“Oh shit Kyle, you better hide your kids”
“Oh shit Kyle, you better hide your kids”
by ryryG February 6, 2018
Berto, short for Heriberto, is a man with well-defined abdominal muscular structures. Berto is also used to describe someone with a big butt that, regardless of sexual orientation, attracts someone of the same gender.
Him: I want to eat chocolate
Other Him: mmmm that chocolate bar reminds me of Berto and his phat ass.
Other Him: mmmm that chocolate bar reminds me of Berto and his phat ass.
by dr.doktor October 13, 2021
An idea that you propesed to your friends and that couses your entire friend group ti bully you every time you go out.
by Berto vatrogasni aparati October 28, 2020
I was over at Pries' place last night and Roberto went all Bertos Banditos when Mark was petting his cat.
by Urban Philosopher 3473 September 25, 2013