by anonymous April 15, 2003
during sex, inserting index, and middle finger into a womans vagina, while simaltaniously folding the ring finger, and inserting the pinkey into her anus.
by Spadge March 9, 2003
A term used to describe an obvious fact. Used to describe something, a situation, someone or an abstract that is obvious and of known quantity. Corrolary is "like...duh! We knew that"
"Jodie Foster just came out of the closet...shocker!"
"Zed said he was going to the bar for a beer...shocker!...he does that every day."
"Jenna said she wasn't going back to him after cheating on her....shocker!...I saw them yesterday leaving the adult book store"
"Zed said he was going to the bar for a beer...shocker!...he does that every day."
"Jenna said she wasn't going back to him after cheating on her....shocker!...I saw them yesterday leaving the adult book store"
by aquarius2669 May 1, 2008
N. The index, middle and pinkey fingers, all employed in harmonious unison with the aim of pleasuring a female.
two in the pink, one in the stink
two in the junk, one in the trunk
two in the snapper, one in the crapper
two in the slit, one in the shit
two in the cooter, one in the pooter
two in the gash, one in the trash
two in the tight, one in the shite
two in the goal, one in the hole
two in the cunt, one in the grunt
two in the loose, one in the caboose
two in the blood, one in the mud
two in the funk, one in the skunk
two in the snack, one in the crack
"and if that don't work, slip her the shocker, brah!"
two in the junk, one in the trunk
two in the snapper, one in the crapper
two in the slit, one in the shit
two in the cooter, one in the pooter
two in the gash, one in the trash
two in the tight, one in the shite
two in the goal, one in the hole
two in the cunt, one in the grunt
two in the loose, one in the caboose
two in the blood, one in the mud
two in the funk, one in the skunk
two in the snack, one in the crack
"and if that don't work, slip her the shocker, brah!"
by Chiefnutz October 27, 2005
A sexual act performed on a female by penetrating the vagina with the index and middle finger while simotaniously inserting the pinky finger into the anus. Extensive sanitation of the pinky finger is required after performing such an act.
two below the clit, one covered in shit.
two gettin kinky with my pinky in her stinky.
two in the jelly, one gettin smelly.
two gettin freaky while one is being sneaky.
two in juice, one in the caboose.
two havin fun with one tryin to run.
rockin and rollin while finger fuckin her colon.
two for the snatch, one for the hatch.
"After i gave her the shocker, i had to scrape shit out from underneath my fingernail."
two gettin kinky with my pinky in her stinky.
two in the jelly, one gettin smelly.
two gettin freaky while one is being sneaky.
two in juice, one in the caboose.
two havin fun with one tryin to run.
rockin and rollin while finger fuckin her colon.
two for the snatch, one for the hatch.
"After i gave her the shocker, i had to scrape shit out from underneath my fingernail."
by The 1 and Only March 4, 2006
The shocker is a sexual move. Also refered to as two in the pink and one in the stink. It's when you insert both the middle and index finger into a womans vagina as well as the pinky in her stinky. With emphasis on the pinky going into the ass last; hence the term, SHOCKER!! As she will be shocked when it happens.
by howard Stein October 3, 2005
"Two in the pink, One in the stink." Inserting your index and middle fingers into the vagina, while inserting the pinky into the anus.
by Shocktown Gangsta June 7, 2004