Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt is the situation when a monster eats your fruit yogurt as you brush your teeth
Tess: *brushes teeth*
Monster: *eats fruit yogurt viciously*
Narrator: This is a real Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt situation
Monster: *eats fruit yogurt viciously*
Narrator: This is a real Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt situation
by Madetyro August 11, 2018
While your lover is on all fours the woman sucks a fart from his butt while jerking him off and fondling his balls.
by Brellygreen April 18, 2017
A tall cup with knives at the bottom...
They say that if you see it...
It will follow you until you die....
They say that if you see it...
It will follow you until you die....
Banana: ITS THE FRUIT KILLER RUN
Apple: WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE
pineapple: THE FRUIT KILLER KILLED MY KID
Pear: this is fine :)
Apple: WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE
pineapple: THE FRUIT KILLER KILLED MY KID
Pear: this is fine :)
by asshole <3 July 31, 2021
by Kelvinnkat July 3, 2021
Some one who roller blades.
by Carlitzky November 25, 2013
Mike: "Hey Jimmy, want some Juicy Fruit Gum?"
Jimmy: "Hell no. It loses flavor in two minutes. Got any Trident?"
Jimmy: "Hell no. It loses flavor in two minutes. Got any Trident?"
by OnlyLoveMyBedAndMyMommaImSorry April 22, 2021