When your dead inside but it’s Christmas Time so you have to die festively
Melanie: I’m a dead christmas tree

Abbey: Same here 🎄
by G.D.Sanchez December 14, 2017
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On the 24th of December when the Danes do their homegrown ritual of drinking awful beer and have coitus with pigs.
Man, I can't believe it's danish christmas already. I haven't even bought my pig yet.
by mjaow December 24, 2017
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Family who you never see or talk to but they still send you christmas cards. They will put 3 dollars in it . One for each sibling.
Cameron. : Man great grandma anne sent me a dollar for Christmas this year .

Kyle : yeah i know man she is on that go hard or go home gifting this year. (Sacasm)

Cameron : man Christmas family blows .
by letsingercameron December 28, 2013
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Proposition a woman for sex while she's on her period.
"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"
by Redwings15 December 12, 2015
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When you use a sawzall with a dildo head to insert into a vagina for pleasure at 3,000 strokes per minute.
Before I returned my sawzall I gave her a Christmas Uzi.
by Ceilinyoass November 17, 2020
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When santa cums in a girls mouth instead of coming down the chimney. Santa slides down your throats instead of the chimney.
Last night was a crazy Christmas Eve party. I think I experienced Christmas in my mouth because my mouth was nasty and Clayton sure didn't get anything from me.
by Frenado Alvarado January 7, 2017
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A term for masterbation that is usually used as a code to keep in quiet so people will think your talking about "the holidays"
Kevin closed the door 🚪 smiling. 1 minute later the door swung open. His mother caught him christmas fanning in the bathroom. She quickly closed the door covering her eyes.
by Eddie kaspbrak 🎈 December 19, 2017
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