A sour, unhappy face caused by driving in holiday traffic, shopping in over crowded malls, spending more money than one can afford on Christmas.
by HoHoNo December 11, 2010
When a woman wears leggings and sweat pants for the cold months of the year, leaving her with a sweaty, smelly Christmas Coochie. (Because December is in the middle of the cold season.) This is the time of year when most women leave their sweet bush to grow free and sweat as it pleases.
by CrackIsWackYo October 22, 2019
"You don't have to get dressed up and make a five course meal. It's New Christmas... we're ordering in and eating in our PJ's!"
by Ms.Grizzace January 1, 2022
When your ebt card and welfare check come on the same day. This is indeed a rare occasion to be celebrated with 40 oz's and Newports.
Guy 1: My ebt card and welfare check came in the mail on theChristmas! I also sold some Crack and got shot.
Guy 2: Shit bro! Thats one hell of a jungle christmas!
Guy 2: Shit bro! Thats one hell of a jungle christmas!
by Yung Butthole February 22, 2023
Tom the Christmas hound, Is a legendary in ancient creature that works for Santa. When kids can’t go to sleep at night on Christmas Eve he goes to everybody’s house and snuggles with them until they fall asleep. He spends the whole night doing around the world and making kids fall sleep worldwide. He is a very cute animal whose dad was probably a teddy bear and his mama dog.He is a very well-trained hound and never disobeyed his master, which is Santa.
by Owner of the Christmas puppy January 16, 2018
When you have the same tree and decorations year after year hoping that your style will come back around, but it never does and people Christmas tree bully you for this.
by Lololo.24 November 20, 2021
A group act in which several people defecate into the same toilet without flushing; allowing the the fecal matter to build up into the rough shape of a Christmas tree. A star is then placed on top to complete the prized decoration.
When my friends and I go to the mall, we like to help decorate the place for the cheerful season with a Cincinnati Christmas Tree.
by giggling_santa29 December 2, 2021