daiquiri whacker

A red headed milf who knows how to get her husband to ejaculate by inserting two-five fingers up his asshole to get at his daiquiri whacked.

She is totally just whacked my daiquiri and I was done.

I wish my wife was a daiquiri whacker!

by Carl VonGayLynn August 4, 2023

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Whacker backer

A joint with weed and tobacco

oy dickhead i just rolled a fat whacker backer

dash me the lighter i got a nice whacker backer

by coughcoughcouhgasdfa August 26, 2019

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Witchita Whacker

When a man ejaculates into a woman's nose and repeatedly whacks her in the back of the head forcing semen to come out of her mouth.

Yo, i gave that girl a mean Witchita Whacker last night.

by Sloan Ketterin May 9, 2011

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Pussy whacker

When your droopy balls smack against someone's pussy.

Guy 1: You know when you jump into a cold pool and your nuts cling to your body because they want warmth because your sperm wants to be warm.

Guy 2: I don't think I know that.

Guy 1: Yeah, nuts shrivel...

Guy 2: Oooooh yeah.

Guy 1: But when it's warm, they like, droop...

Guy 2: Oh...

Guy 1: And then they act as... they act as like a Pussy whacker.

Guy 2: (Laughs)

Guy 1: When you're doing it doggie style.

by Imjustgrumpy ;) March 5, 2021

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