by swingman April 1, 2005
A penis after intaking enough capsaicin, the chemical that makes chili hot. This condition is similar in effect to ring of fire, except that it is far more intense and therefore painful.
Characteristics include:
- Initial inability to piss, it is difficult to get some flow going.
- Extreme internal burning sensation of the penis down the urethra.
- Wishing you hadn't started to piss.
- Realizing you have to get it all out in one hit and bearing the pain.
How to get magical fire wand:
Eat some habanero chilies.
Characteristics include:
- Initial inability to piss, it is difficult to get some flow going.
- Extreme internal burning sensation of the penis down the urethra.
- Wishing you hadn't started to piss.
- Realizing you have to get it all out in one hit and bearing the pain.
How to get magical fire wand:
Eat some habanero chilies.
We went ot Cactus Jack's last night and got the Suicidal Salsa. This morning we had magical fire wands.
by Cabji January 25, 2005
the act of putting lucky charms on your penis then fucking and girl in the butt then having her eat it off of your penis
by xx Ice Bitch xx June 2, 2010
derived from Potter Puppet Pals, this is one of the grave "wizard swears"...it joins the large category of insults which question a guy's manhood
by bookworm3x4 August 25, 2009
A male wizard, with erectile dysfunction, who can only get a thrill through anally penetrating a dementor.
by Mexican Soviet February 23, 2016
by XxxBamuelxxX September 21, 2018
i cast a spell on the local nun last night with my wand and hairy sac of magic, she was calling for god by the end of it i can tell you
by Power B May 14, 2003