Uni-sex appeal

A person who is considered sexually attracted (AKA HOTTTTTT) to BOTH men and women.

"DAMNN Paula u looking fine!! Hey is that Sara girl taken yet cuz she got huge uni-sex appeal? If not ...i think u should ask her!"

by SANDELS5 December 7, 2011

Communal Vanilla Uni-Fuck Bang

When 3-15 Sigma males enter (with/without consent) a girl's bedroom and gangbang her until she passes out. They then use the opportunity to make a Vanilla Unicorn and Insert it into her rectum. Once they're done with that, they ejaculate all-over her body to make her extra sticky, and duct tape her to the wall. They then wait until her roommate discovers her and they add her into the fun. They proceed to repeat steps 1 through 3 on her.

Me and The Bois Just had the best Communal Vanilla Uni-Fuck Bang with that Vanessa Girl.

by Jaampe December 9, 2021

Give'm the Uni.

An improvised percussive attitude reconfiguration, delivered cranially via any scrap segment of UniStrut between 22 and 36" in length.

"He was late three times this week and didn't bring coffee for the crew? Says here in Section 12, Subsection 11.2 of the Foreman's Manual of Standard Site Procedures: "That's it, give'm the Uni."

by N0m-d3-Plum3 January 26, 2022

Uni-Directified

Uni-Directified is a mapping method of gathering / generating proxies. This was a function created by Alexander Surtees. Or exi. This allows large quantiles of proxies to be created and output directly through Alexander’s own proxy generator. Aura.

We use Uni-Directified mapping in our program!

by Marcus Granger November 6, 2022

uni youth dad

A dad who is over the age of 35 and still wears matching tracksuits and snapbags like his children.

A uni youth dad is the kind of dad who wears the same clothes as his children or the youth or the world, he tends to wear SnapBacks, matching brand tracksuits and had grey beard and no hair but the SnapBacks cover the hair and you see greys.

by PrincessP11 June 2, 2022

Uni Moments!

Basically when anything mildly or brilliantly funny happens when you're with your university friends.

Can/ should be preceded with the acronym 'LOL'.

When friend #1 is waiting to give friend #2 a lift to a pub quiz.

Friend #1: "I'm outside"
Friend #2: "Lol Uni Moments!"

by StephenKing June 15, 2014

Uni Man

A person who decides who gets into unis based on their drag queen abilities

“Omg Tom you have to rewrite your personal statement to impress the Uni Man

with your drag experience”

by holldogyeah October 15, 2019