A person who is a spud. They have power and are well known, are able to get their thoughts and words to the masses. But what they say isn’t very intelligent or interesting.
There goes Eric Trump on Twitter again. He is such a potato. He kind of even looks like one.
by Fry Farmer May 24, 2019
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A long and brown delicious item that cannot be hated in any way. Potatoes can also be a form of human. Most common phrases are "Couch potato" or "Big Potato". Human-Potatoes are usually defined as lazy, sleepy, a food-lover, etc. Although the phrase "Potato" has died down recently, deep in our hearts we have some potato in us.
I want a bake potato for lunch
I am such a couch potato. I stayed up all night watching Netflix on the couch!
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(Juan) Hey dude, wanna go to the skate park?

(Gareth) Nah I gonna just sit here and watch Judge Judy.

(Juan) you fucking potato!
by Big Homie 73 August 3, 2019
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What you call your friend when they are being a dumbass
Ellen: What will happen if i lick this battery
Steve: God Ellen you potato!
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A person who is socially awkward, ugly, sarcastic and has no function if they don't have the internet. And they do not have any particular skill as a human being whatsoever.
"I'm basically just a potato with a weird haircut"
by muffinpotato June 4, 2016
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