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Oxygen mask

Sucking farts out of someone else’s asshole.
Santa saves his farts all day until he gets back to the North Pole where he gives Mrs. Clause the oxygen mask.
by Roy G. Biv November 18, 2021
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Oxygen

Best breathable drug out there, so much better than vapes, weed, meth, crack, tobacco. It keeps your breathing right, and studies show it keeps you living longer too. Try some bro, its real good.
1: Hey bro, want a cig?

2: Nah, I'm good.

1: You want a puff of my vape?

2: No, I'll pass.

1: So how will you get high?

2: I take oxygen, a superior drug to any of that shit you junkies breathe. It is also scientifically proven that I will live longer than you too. Try it, it's good bro, I promise.

Don't do drugs kids.
by CC-8826 September 24, 2023
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oxygen

element with the symbol O and the atomic number 8.
"Oxygen flames! Don't touch!"
by hydorus shui October 2, 2023
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Oxygen

Something you want to consume as little as possible of.
"Hey, stop breathing oxygen!"
"Ok!"
by a space lobster March 2, 2021
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oxygenation

rejuvenating a room with fresh air or oxygen. Usually with a fan.
We need some oxygenation in your room.
by iolive May 23, 2022
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