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It stands for C-O-C-K
Person 1: How did your date go?
Person 2: So bad, turns out she doesn't like Carbon oxygen carbon potassium
by Ranpapis big toe March 9, 2023
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Oxygen

Best breathable drug out there, so much better than vapes, weed, meth, crack, tobacco. It keeps your breathing right, and studies show it keeps you living longer too. Try some bro, its real good.
1: Hey bro, want a cig?

2: Nah, I'm good.

1: You want a puff of my vape?

2: No, I'll pass.

1: So how will you get high?

2: I take oxygen, a superior drug to any of that shit you junkies breathe. It is also scientifically proven that I will live longer than you too. Try it, it's good bro, I promise.

Don't do drugs kids.
by CC-8826 September 24, 2023
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oxygen

element with the symbol O and the atomic number 8.
"Oxygen flames! Don't touch!"
by hydorus shui October 2, 2023
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Oxygen

Man you are a waste of oxygen, why did you fucking do that?
by Ole Hickey June 3, 2021
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Oxygen

What the fuck is wrong with you, you must be 8. Looking up the fuckin defenition for goddamn oxygen.
by What the fuck is a psusoment February 9, 2022
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Flavored Oxygen

Also known as flavored air.

Usually slang for vape

Commonly used by people who are against the use of vape.
Guy 1: Imagine using flavored oxygen to power your day.

Guy 2: I agree
by toxically February 6, 2023
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Oxygen Dick

Oxygen Dick is another type of health care provider. An oxygen dick usually a certified EMT or EMR. What separates an oxygen dick from your typical EMT or EMR is how they present in their natural habitat (the recliner or driver seat of the ambulance). An oxygen dick will usually carry raptor sheers, a stethoscope and some type of adhesive you know for all the IV's they will establish...A oxygen dick is the backbone of Ems and they will tell you. They often fear they will no longer be needed with the invention of electric cpr devices. They have to justify there role in the health care community by making it known they are a emt. There days off typical consist of practicing cpr, reading the protocols for paramedics. Because you just never know when the paramedic might call upon them to educate them.
Thank god I worked with Oxygen DIck Bill today. I would have to apply oxygen with out them. They saved they day when I needed to start an IV, all because they had the adhesive on rapid attack.
by Ilovecats99 April 20, 2022
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