oxygen theif

A person that's only purpose on the planet is to make co2 for trees to live off. They typically consist of all walks of life but typically match the " can I see the manager" stereotype.

Mate, that guy Doni is a oxygen theif aye...

Mate, he's is one big lung! (Oxygen thief)

by yourfatherbiglez2012 November 12, 2015

Oxygen

Lungs were invented by oxygen companys so people would buy oxygen

hey bro i just picked up some oxygen at the store

by Mug Full O' Cheese June 14, 2023

trip over oxygen

when someone trips over nothing and just hits the ground

watching a horror movie when someone randomly falls: "what did that bitch do, trip over oxygen??"

by frackinhell May 25, 2015

Oxygen

Something you want to consume as little as possible of.

"Hey, stop breathing oxygen!"
"Ok!"

by a space lobster March 2, 2021

Oxygen thief

A person thats is a loss cause and drain on world. Sad sack, loser, dick head, fkknuckle,fktardian, unit.

Omg that bitch is a oxygen thief guys. I so dont wantbto be in her space. Makes my skin crawl. Deep sense of dread when there around, do you feel it gf?

by HEIDI_AUSSIE February 12, 2021

Oxygen

Best breathable drug out there, so much better than vapes, weed, meth, crack, tobacco. It keeps your breathing right, and studies show it keeps you living longer too. Try some bro, its real good.

1: Hey bro, want a cig?

2: Nah, I'm good.

1: You want a puff of my vape?

2: No, I'll pass.

1: So how will you get high?

2: I take oxygen, a superior drug to any of that shit you junkies breathe. It is also scientifically proven that I will live longer than you too. Try it, it's good bro, I promise.

Don't do drugs kids.

by CC-8826 September 24, 2023

Oxygen

Vital element necessary to the survival of the Human species.

BTS is my oxygen.

by Lapiou January 4, 2019