Freckled Pennsylvanian

When you eat the booty and the fudge nuggets dot your cheeks.

"Dude my girl totally gave me a Freckled Pennsylvanian"

by thekidneytickler March 2, 2019

Shart Freckled

When somebody sharts on your face, leaving tiny, shitty, spots on it that look like freckles.

Look at this, I Shart Freckled that passed-out lightweight.

by Jesus Dressed in Black January 19, 2022

freckle bumper

When two redheads go at it sexually.

Rusty and Wendy fucked all night. They're a couple of freckle bumpers.

by 75%er February 7, 2016

freckle frace

A person that contains sheeshes inside of them

He is a freckle frace!

by blazing_vector October 8, 2021

Freckled blonde

A sparkling wine cocktail created by Paul Hahn for Peju Province Winery, consisting of 1 part late harvest orange muscat, 2 parts sparkling blanc de blancs, and one wedge of cara cara orange. Serve chilled in a champagne flute.

A mimosa is nice, but a Freckled Blonde is fantastic!

by HahnSoloFTW April 24, 2017

Van Freckles

The type of mansplainer to blame women for his relationship troubles. But still request nudes in his DMs.

Bitches ain't loyal. Let me Van Freckles her before before I get removed

by J183 November 26, 2021

freckled cutie

I mean the definition says it all
-sparky<3

A little someone gets a little "sunburnt" when I call them a freckled cutie
-sparky<3

by SparkyDoeBeVibenDoe... January 24, 2020