the carpet matches the drapes

Hair and Pubes Must Match...DUH!

Hey baby...Do you know that the carpet matches the drapes?

by The Boy Who fucked your girl January 19, 2018

wrinkled grape drapes

old saggy shriveled testicles that look like raisins or small balls
nuts that need scrotum rejuvenation

dude!! stop smacking my ass with your wrinkled grape drapes!!!

damn!! i'm not tea bagging those old wrinkled grape drapes!!!

by EG67 July 21, 2011

Roast Beef Drapes

When a woman’s pussy lips hang low and loose and have the appearance of a well done roast beef - brown with a slightly pink middle and tough to chew.

Me: hey Pete, you go down on Rita?
Pete: I was about to until she opened her Roast Beef Drapes and it looked like it would eat me!

by Curt N. closer December 1, 2017

Tank Drapes

an affectionate name for a large woman's vagina

"Let me get into them panties, and see them tank drapes"

"Hello Frank, you want to see my tank drapes?"

by Wade+Frosty October 7, 2009

The carpet matches the drapes

A girl, typically a blonde or redhead, whose pubic hair is the same color as her head hair.

Look at that gorgeous blonde over there... I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes?

by Old Coot September 8, 2017

white face draped

When a guy cums all over a woman's face after a blow job.

Did you see that woman get white face draped at that party last night.

by thinking out loud September 9, 2009

roast beef drapes

The long wrinkled slivers of skin hanging from the center of the vagina of a loose bitch, in which looking like roast beef slices.

Nigger: Hey mayne, that was some bad pussy eatin' last night!

Bitch: Good shit?

Nigger: hell no bitch! Them roast beef drapes slapped me in the face!

by whores July 3, 2008