ego clog

An ego clog happens when a lady can only think and talk about herself. All her sentences start with "I"

SHe was a crappy date once the ego clog set in...

by Zele Ceesawl October 26, 2015

clogging the tube

The term for when you accidentally get your pwnis stuck inside of the vaccuum cleaner hose in the process of masturbation

Man I got so horny last night, but I ended up clogging the tubes instead

by fukthehomeless June 2, 2014

Suit clogging

When a young man ejaculates in his swimsuit due to over exertion while swimming

In the 50’s and 60’s boys would swim naked during the swimming unit in PE to reduce suit clogging.

by anonymous September 5, 2025

Clog Blogged

Where some dick submits so many blogs with only his stupid sayings that there is no room for anyone elses blogs.

Casey was so proud of being gay he clog blogged his whole twitter page

by Jaff H. July 6, 2009

log clog

When excrement blocks the bathroom toilet.

There was a serious log clog for which I needed a plumber asap!

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Clogged

When you’re clogged it’s like you’re out of words to say something and you’re in shock and can’t speak from how clogged you’re

You’re so clogged you can barley speak

by IOhLongJohnson January 20, 2023

Cowboy Clogs

Those dam suede high heel boot things that Chelsea's wear

DAAMM Chelsea back at it again with dem Cowboy Clogs

by Big Daddy Walrus October 26, 2018