The disturbing act of shoving one’s flaccid member into the eye socket of a skull (preferably deceased, ideally not your grandma), in a misguided attempt at arousal or dominance over the laws of nature. A horrifying blend of disrespect, imagination, and poor life choices.
My mate unearthed my dead grandma’s skull, dangled his limp todger into her eye socket, and then, through sheer force of mental focus managed to get a stonking erection. Said he was ‘reconnecting with family.’ We haven’t invited him round since. Hence being defined as socket clogging
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Get the Whore Clog mug.A clogged volcano disaster is where you fill your urethra with glue and proceed to master bait multiple times so nut fills your shaft. Your penis will get bloated and red like a volcano. Ask for your parents help and say something is very wrong and when they get close to examine it quickly poke a hole through the glue with a thumb tack and erupt in your parents.
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Get the clogging mug.Clogging the toilet usually of public restroom because of the low-quality toilet paper.
There are two types of courtesy clog:
1) Use an excessive amount of TP each wipe and fill up the bowl
2) Wipe, then unload the the roll into the toilet
You can also courtesy clog if there is no toilet paper, you can do this by shoving a water bottle, plastic bag, ect. down the toilet.
There are two types of courtesy clog:
1) Use an excessive amount of TP each wipe and fill up the bowl
2) Wipe, then unload the the roll into the toilet
You can also courtesy clog if there is no toilet paper, you can do this by shoving a water bottle, plastic bag, ect. down the toilet.
Are you fucking kidding me?? This toilet paper is see through, i'm going to courtesy clog the shit outta this shitter to teach the guy who thought it'd be funny to use Charmin 1 ply in his bathroom a lesson.
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Get the Stinky clog mug.When you’re clogged it’s like you’re out of words to say something and you’re in shock and can’t speak from how clogged you are sorta like you’re in discomfort and everyone around you can feel those same vibes it’s just clogged
Jeremy - “Chief was it clogged at the wedding?”
Chief - It was very clogged at first until later on
Jeremy - sounds clogged
Chief - It was very clogged at first until later on
Jeremy - sounds clogged
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