As my sister was sucking my dick yesterday, I thought "what a better time to give myself a Warrington circumcision. (Based upon the plentiful experiences of concrete workers in Warrington PA.)
The rite of cutting off of the foreskin of a celebrity couple's male offspring, turned into a media circus by the paparazzi.
Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott's plans for a private bris for their son Liam turned into a three ring circumcision when a swag-bellied swarm of acrobatic paparazzi tumbled into the rite of passage.
A horribly mutilated penis, or a disgustingly mutilated man.
Often done on helpless babies without anaesthetic, this surgery removes one of the most sensitive parts of a person, and leaves the other one dried-up and wrinkly.
Person 1: I was circumcized at birth, without anaesthetic... I wish my parents left the choice up to me.
Person 2: I'm sorry bro, I'm not circumcized so my penis doesn't have a scar on it.