Head off, like a bad circumcision

Self explanatory.

Dave: Ready to shoot off?
Nick: Yep. Let's head off, like a bad circumcision.

Dave: Ready to shoot off?
Nick: Yep. Let's head off, like a bad circumcision.

by RandyRhoads84 June 23, 2021

the old right-handed circumcision ploy

A tactic designed to divert a person's attention from what is really going on. This entails grabbing any close sharp object with the right hand and circumcising the nearest male creature.

Generally this is very successful at diverting attention, especially when undertaken without an anesthetic. We don't recommend circumcising anybody when you are taking drugs, anyway.

Well, we got away with the bank job by using the old right-handed circumcision ploy on the guard. Even though she was a woman, it did the trick.

by ivor_crotchpayne February 5, 2010

circumcised soldier

When a soldiers dick got blown off in combat

My wife left me because I’m a circumcised soldier

by UrbanInsanity March 6, 2025

Electronic circumcision

The act of placing one’s genitals in between the extending cd reader on a desktop and then slamming it shut

Dude Gary just got an electronic circumcision in the school computer room

by Skrompi March 16, 2022

roadside circumcision

Where penis or/and testicles are runover by the wheel of a vehicle.

Doctor: why are you in hospital?
Pacent: my balls where crushed under a car
Doctor: Okay that called a roadside circumcision

by Barberella September 1, 2020

Circumcised

Originally invented by the Jews, it’s not barbaric get over yourselves! Many girls prefer circumcised because they look nicer. I can give a list of personal friends of mine that have said they prefer it. Being uncircumcised isn’t bad, but don’t be hating on those who are. Maybe I’m biased bc I’m Jewish but who the hell cares.

Person 1: I just got with that guy over there last night

Person 2: Omg was he Circumcised?
Person 1: yes!

Person 2: damn imma have to slide into his dms

by jewgirl May 22, 2023

ok circumcised

something ittastelikeafetus on instagram says cause shes so funny and epic cool

chase keith : new post

ittastelikeafetus: ok circumcised

by jizzinyourjuulkids December 29, 2019