Head off, like a bad circumcision

Self explanatory.

Dave: Ready to shoot off?
Nick: Yep. Let's head off, like a bad circumcision.

Dave: Ready to shoot off?
Nick: Yep. Let's head off, like a bad circumcision.

by RandyRhoads84 June 23, 2021

the old right-handed circumcision ploy

A tactic designed to divert a person's attention from what is really going on. This entails grabbing any close sharp object with the right hand and circumcising the nearest male creature.

Generally this is very successful at diverting attention, especially when undertaken without an anesthetic. We don't recommend circumcising anybody when you are taking drugs, anyway.

Well, we got away with the bank job by using the old right-handed circumcision ploy on the guard. Even though she was a woman, it did the trick.

by ivor_crotchpayne February 5, 2010

Circumcise

When the skin of a usually baby boys dick is removed often for religious reasons but sometimes to prevent infection

Mary and Andrew are getting their son circumcise it’s a controversial thing

by Andrew2736 June 24, 2023

New Jersey Circumcision

Non sexual. The act of removing the ends of a peeled banana to ready it for consumption.

I’ll have to perform a New Jersey Circumcision before I can eat this banana.

by CaptainSkippy July 2, 2024

Circumcision

Circumcision Purpose - Disappearance of smegma, reduced phallus height if done earlier at age.

Circumcised Phallus for Sexual Orientation - is to penetrate the hole normally all in requires no pain from woman’s cervix, less savagery more on soft and pleasurable complete functioning.

CIRCUMCISION

During Sexual Interaction

Her: So this is how Circumcised Phallus works, exact to my delight spot.
Him: Yeah, It’s more gratifying when fully saturated.

by NewCreations September 24, 2024

nantucket circumcision

When your scrotum is cut to look like a Nantucket lighthouse with working light.

When the Stratman's found out they were having a boy, they opted for the Nantucket circumcision.

by KohnJerry September 20, 2016

The Rip and Tear Circumcision

The Rip and Tear circumcision is when the doctor rips the foreskin off the child, then proceeds rip the genitalia off and beat everybody in the room to death with them; including the child

“You dude you hear that hard metal music?”
“Yes but why is it here in the hospital?”
“There’s a Rip and Tear Circumcision happening upstairs”
“What’s that?”
“The Rip and Tear circumcision is when the doctor rips the foreskin off the child, then proceeds rip the genitalia off and beat everybody in the room to death with them; including the child”

by HamsterStealr December 23, 2022