Someone who literally sits around and just eats chipotle
" Why is she always with the same burrito? She's literally such a chipotle potato. "
by gettinghotnottheweather September 23, 2015
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1) when a girl goes to give you a handjob but she does not have any lube, so she uses salsa instead.

2) when a girl masturbates with hot sauce on her fingers.
A girl tried to give me a chipotle rub, so I beat the shit out of her and called the cops. Her hands were then severed off for the safety of future men.
by The third rick March 25, 2014
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The act of what happens after a night of amazing Latin Cuisine!
Man, after I left el nopals I got a Chipotle gift when I got home and blew out my torlet!
by Robodad7344 November 9, 2021
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Female that right after going to the gym will reward herself with a meal at Chipotle basically negating the workout
This chipotle ho got a burrito bowl plus guacamole after doing leg day; again
by ghost psalm777 March 11, 2017
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The effect of tasty food on a persons cognitive ability.
Example takes place at restaurant

Person 1, "Dude, how did you do on the test?"

Person 2, "It was cool...good (busy eating epic food)"

Person 3, "hahha, this fool is totally chipotled"
by 3Ran March 28, 2011
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When one sexual partner lays face down, ass in the air, while the other partner licks around their unclean anus while masturbating them.
I gave my wife a chipotle bowl in bed the other night and now I have e coli.
by extramsg November 7, 2020
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