A dangerous cult that doesn't allow you to listen to, or talk to, or even look at albums for any band that isn't Avenged Sevenfold. People usually tend to join this cult after going to an A7X concert, and their friends are left with no means of helping them. You can try to show them that there is other music besides A7X, but it will be in vaine. the best thing is, is to move on. It's similar to if they became a zombie, there is just no hope for them. It is their belief that A7X will come down for them in the next 10 years or so in a spaceship, so they can live in a place where good music doesn't exist.
"dude you've got to help me! i went to this A7X concert, and now these people in robes are telling me that i have to go live in their Avenged Sevenfold Fanclub commune. he's really convincing tho, he sais that they have punch"
by sirjamestitsmcgee February 7, 2010
by golden space tits October 25, 2009
by rekcufrehtoM October 20, 2021
Is a California based eco-fanatic/warrior that has nothing better to do with his time then to point and meddle in everyday affairs of normal day to day people. A Corporate Avenger is anti well...just about everything with a corporate logo. He's anti-McDonalds,WaLmart,Subway,Chevrolet,Ford,US Military etc etc. He's convinced that every type of food in the American grocery store is going to kill us in the next week, and the only way to avoid this is to eat what he tells you to eat. And thats just the Corporate part. He's also a global warming alarmist that is 100% positive that the entire human race and planet is doomed if you dont take his urgent advice. He's a borderline soon to be eco-terrorist and if he isnt then his offspring surely will be due to years of eco-brainwashing. His off spring are going to be the ones that burn entire housing developments down just for the simple fact that it was an "eco-threat". A Corporate Avenger is a fanatic for his own gain and no one else's.
Oh great....Hide your McDonalds wrappers the Corporate Avenger just peddled up on his "eco-friendly" bike.
by Vic/DA January 5, 2010
Person hey have you seen Avengers: Infinity War?
Person 2 Oh yeah, though all the clips on Youtube
Person SAME!
Person Now time to see Endgame once it comes out with all the clips.
Person 2 Oh yeah, though all the clips on Youtube
Person SAME!
Person Now time to see Endgame once it comes out with all the clips.
by BigBadBulldog April 18, 2019
person 1: OMG I LOVE AVENGE SEVENFOLD OMG THEY ARE SAAA GOOD
person 2: more like Avenging dickholders.
person 2: more like Avenging dickholders.
by nickmansfield October 15, 2010
by YahYeeet May 7, 2019