Only fir trees should wear tips

A forest-conservationist's verbal equivalent to da large-mammal-lover's "Only elephants should wear ivory" saying.

Tipping trees for making wreaths has never been a good idea --- i.e., only fir trees should wear tips, and it harms the tree to remove them --- but it's not even necessary if you want wreaths to decorate your house, since so many inexpensive and perfectly-suitable artificial wreaths are available that not only look just as good as natural ones, but last for many years if properly cared for.

by QuacksO November 15, 2025

freak a tip

Buy a black and mild plastic or wooden tip cigar, take some of the tobacco how so it hits harder before smoking

imma freak a tip then smoke it to the face like I’m mad at it

by DickieDoThangz July 10, 2023

Cow tipping

The act of having sex with an overweight girl.

Todd and his chubby chaser buddies went out to go cow tipping.

by himbimbly February 9, 2015

tip of the nail

The fullest extent

She’s a hoe to the tip of the nail.

by yourrage May 2, 2021

Tangy zip from the tip

To urinate in someone's mouth

My wife refused sex so while she was sleeping she got the tangy zip from the tip

by Dedwards79 December 29, 2017

Steamy tip

When a male has intercorse resulting in the tip of their penis steaming

He screwed her so hard resulting in a steamy tip.

by Glaze blaze December 1, 2017

Spooky tip

When you are supposed to have sex on Halloween but you get scared so he only puts his tip in you

Girl “I was supposed to have sex last night, but only put the tip in”

Friend “ girl you got spooky tip”

by Crlos August 25, 2018