In the middle of a group sex session , when someone’s is receiving anal , without using the facilities before hand and when the cock is ready to cum it pulls out and spins in a windmill fashion to evenly disperse the offering to all involved in the room
by Foxtits April 30, 2022
A sex act in which suction cup dildos are mounted on to a ceiling fan. Then fan is then turned on, and a small child (preferably an infant)'s testicles or rear end is held to the spinning dildo train until beet red. At some point, the "turkish windmillee" will defecate, at which point the "turkish windmiller" will then collect the feces, and spread them across their upper lip, appearing as though they are of turkish descent.
Person 1: My piece of shit son wouldn't crying last night, so I gave him the turkish windmill of a lifetime!
Person 2: Yo what the?! Shut up dude! What ever dude...
Person 2: Yo what the?! Shut up dude! What ever dude...
by cottage.cheese.mayo September 30, 2019
by Gaybe trinsin August 15, 2017
throwing your arm up in a counterclockwise motion, over your head and back down again (making an invisible circle with your hand), striking the ass of your lover on the upstroke while doing it doggy style
by IceWater With Lemon November 11, 2007
A sexual act, where a man places his testicles on his (kneeling) partner's forehead and twirls his penis in a windmill motion.
by lovemister October 30, 2009
Hey, how was it last night with Jake?
Oh lol, not great. He was so baked he was basically Dutch windmilling it.
Oh lol, not great. He was so baked he was basically Dutch windmilling it.
by tanya hardon July 2, 2020
When you propel your man meat in a circular motion mimicking that of a helicopter or a windmill. When inertia has reached its apex one may exert their cosmic dong clock onto un-expecting objects and/or bystanders. Perfected by Willy Nelson in the late 1980's, this of course inspiring his hit single "whip that sausage right round."
Slappee: Why does my head hurt?
Slapper: Well my good sir, due to the omega Windmill Dick Slap I had bestowed onto your forehead, you had slipped into a coma for 27 years 36 days only to be awoken by yet another Windmill Dick Slap to your forehead. And that my friend is why your head hurts.
Slapper: Well my good sir, due to the omega Windmill Dick Slap I had bestowed onto your forehead, you had slipped into a coma for 27 years 36 days only to be awoken by yet another Windmill Dick Slap to your forehead. And that my friend is why your head hurts.
by iHateTheUmbrellas June 23, 2011