The act of blowing your nose on some toilet paper, before using it snotty side up to wipe your arse, creating the freshly clean feeling of a wet wipe, at a fraction of the cost!
Dole money has been sanctioned and the missus is coming over later, thank god for the poor man's wet wipe
by RoystonRrrrrrgsgsdgd February 26, 2018
A bowl of tobacco sprinkled with whatever kief you can scrounge up from the bottom of the grinder because your poor and out of weed.
Pete: Yo Ed, want to pack me a bowl?
Ed: I can’t bro we’re all out of bud
Pete: Poor man’s rich man’s it is
Ed: I can’t bro we’re all out of bud
Pete: Poor man’s rich man’s it is
by Gorditto May 3, 2021
by fresh5 October 10, 2010
by Parker Nash Brown March 30, 2008
by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010
When having sex, contact with the males fist into the females nose giving the female a bloody nose. After blood comes out, the males signs his name on the females chest.
"I gave that bitch a poor man's autograph."
by Mysterious John March 15, 2004
A poor man's speedball is an alternate version the speedball, a mix of heroin and cocaine, consisting of a mix of NyQuil and a high caffeine Beveridge, usually coffee or a cheap energy drink.
Shitdick: bruv I was gonna go do a few lines but my electric bill cost more than I thought so you best believe I'm rocking that poor man's speedball tonight.
Craig: wouldn't it cost less to just buy weed? Like how is this an economically sound way of getting high, this doesn't make any sense...
Craig: wouldn't it cost less to just buy weed? Like how is this an economically sound way of getting high, this doesn't make any sense...
by Sauce puppet March 9, 2020