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Oxygen bandit

When someone’s nose is so Gigantic they steal all the oxygen in the world
“Dbi ur litch a oxygen bandit why u speaking
by Lollldbi May 29, 2022
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Oxygen Dick

Oxygen Dick is another type of health care provider. An oxygen dick usually a certified EMT or EMR. What separates an oxygen dick from your typical EMT or EMR is how they present in their natural habitat (the recliner or driver seat of the ambulance). An oxygen dick will usually carry raptor sheers, a stethoscope and some type of adhesive you know for all the IV's they will establish...A oxygen dick is the backbone of Ems and they will tell you. They often fear they will no longer be needed with the invention of electric cpr devices. They have to justify there role in the health care community by making it known they are a emt. There days off typical consist of practicing cpr, reading the protocols for paramedics. Because you just never know when the paramedic might call upon them to educate them.
Thank god I worked with Oxygen DIck Bill today. I would have to apply oxygen with out them. They saved they day when I needed to start an IV, all because they had the adhesive on rapid attack.
by Ilovecats99 April 20, 2022
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Oxygen thief

A person thats is a loss cause and drain on world. Sad sack, loser, dick head, fkknuckle,fktardian, unit.
Omg that bitch is a oxygen thief guys. I so dont wantbto be in her space. Makes my skin crawl. Deep sense of dread when there around, do you feel it gf?
by HEIDI_AUSSIE February 12, 2021
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Oxygen

Something you want to consume as little as possible of.
"Hey, stop breathing oxygen!"
"Ok!"
by a space lobster March 2, 2021
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Oxygen

The shit you fucking breathe why would you search this shit
Random ass retard: Yooo I breathe oxygen
You: Don't we all dumbfuck?
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Oxygen

oxygen is the waste product of photosynthesis
by potato is good November 7, 2021
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Oxygen mask

Sucking farts out of someone else’s asshole.
Santa saves his farts all day until he gets back to the North Pole where he gives Mrs. Clause the oxygen mask.
by Roy G. Biv November 18, 2021
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