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Lumberjack Pleasure

Masturbating vigorously in a flannel whilst holding and operating chainsaw.
"I walked in on Mitch having a Lumberjack Pleasure!"
"That guy is always givin himself a lumberjack pleasure."

lumberjack

a male equivalent of a mediocrity from the suburbs
if your mother was a mediocrity from the suburbs and/or your father a lumberjack don' t expect to look like either Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie, even if your bedroom skills are better than your parents.
lumberjack by Uncle Dimma September 13, 2016

lumberjack

a word you call a friend who likes 'chopping' wood
mahfouz: mascud is a lumberjack wtf does eat wood
mascud: i heard that also its nice
mahfouz: ur such a lumberjack
lumberjack by creatoroftheword March 10, 2019

lumberjack special 

The act of using maple syrup as lube during anal sex, then after ejaculating your partner pushes it out over a stack of flapjacks.
Dan became hungry during intercourse so he decided to have a lumberjack special for breakfast.

Going Lumberjack 

Going Lumberjack is the act of urinating on a tree or other plants such as bushes, grass, and flowers.
Sam: "Hey, are there any portapotties nearby?"
Richard: "Nah, you'll just have to hold it"
Sam: "Fuck that, I'm going lumberjack"
Going Lumberjack by RedCyro October 11, 2019

Traditional Lumberjack 

Traditional Lumberjack: is the term used for a sex position in which two male parties pull one another in and out of a third party similar to the Eiffel Tower.
They decided to try the Traditional Lumberjack to spice things up.