Crafty Hetero

A heterosexual man who acts or in extreme cases pretends to actually be homosexual in order to reap the benefits afforded to homosexual men by women.

Chip: Have you noticed that Tom never actually gets with other guys on a night out?
Dave: Yeah, he's a crafty hetero for sure.

by LouisLouis September 27, 2015

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hetero-duogamy

The circumstance of having two sexual partners, both of the gender opposite to one's own. Distinguished from "duogamy," which most often refers to having one partner of each gender.

Jane's hetero-duogamy entails her relationship with Elaine, her girlfriend, as well as her relationship with her husband, Bill, whom she loves, but not enough for her to kill him.

by Argolander November 30, 2018

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Gay-Hetero

A homophobic person who is outwardly anti LGBTQIA only because they are actually gay and don't want to admit it.

Jermaine hurt Chad's feelings when he said he wanted nothing to do with Chad because he thought Chad might be gay, but then Jermaine got caught by Chad getting the train run on him by Devante and Johnny at a party. Chad walked out of the room and exclaimed, "Don't hate on me ya Gay-Hetero!"

by Cavernous canine August 4, 2022

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Hetero Imposing

When a certain piece of media pushes or imposes the idea that a closeted person or character is in fact straight. They try to make the character act as “straight” as possible (making them play sports, have a girlfriend, hang out with the popular male characters, etc.) and they push this idea onto you. They then try to shock the audience by making the character come out, as if we couldn’t already tell.

Friend 1: Have you seen the new episode of that show
Friend 2: Yeah, I wasn’t surprised when that character came out
Friend 1: Yeah, the were hetero imposing

by JacksonLeo November 13, 2020

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