An act of dominance by one party against another. The two (or more) people elect a decision maker. The decision maker then decides what objects to insert in the other's rectum. If the weak party objects, the dominant quickly provides a back handed slap and must shout, "You elected me! I know whats best! Take it!"
Iggy instantly regretted electing Nancy the dominant party as she invoked Stevens Stinkin' Supremacy Clause powers and began furiously attempting to jam a pirate shaped salt shaker in his rectum.
by Slaughterhouse April 16, 2007
Tyresse's bitch was acting out, so he called the stupid bitch clause, and smacked her clear across the face.
by the big juice April 3, 2014
A clause that can be invoked when you and your significant other have had no form of contact for ten days. When you two haven't talked, kissed, had sex, or any variation of the three, for that specific length of time, it's not considered cheating if you hook up with someone else. It's considered substitution.
"You dick, how could you cheat on me?"
"Shut up, bitch. Don't you know about the ten day no-contact clause?"
"Shut up, bitch. Don't you know about the ten day no-contact clause?"
by kameren February 24, 2008
Where you fuck a black midget in antlers in the ass then make some ho suck your cock then cum on her chin to resemble a Santa beard.
by JGBS December 29, 2007
by Easton hockey July 22, 2009
When one person sits on a another persons lap while on the toilet and defecates through there legs and tells them what they want for Christmas.
I heard about these scatt videos that feature soft serve, Hot plates, and dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmers...
by Hollywood B! February 1, 2010
A clause that can be invoked when you and your significant other have had no form of contact for ten days. When you two haven't talked, kissed, had sex, or any variation of the three, for that specific length of time, it's not considered cheating if you hook up with someone else. It's considered substitution.
"You dick, how could you cheat on me?"
"Shut up, bitch. Don't you know about the ten day no-contact clause?"
"Shut up, bitch. Don't you know about the ten day no-contact clause?"
by kameren February 18, 2008