Getting chickened

When your girlfriend comes up behind you, acting completely harmless and then proceeds to wrap all her limbs around you and wrestles you to the ground so you are face up staring at the bright ceiling lights. Now you are restrained down on the ground feeling as though you are a roasting chicken beneath the bright oven lights with absolutely nothing you can do but be cooked alive.

Bro, last night I was getting chickened by my girlfriend for 30 minutes while my air frier was heating up

Getting chickened by Petesdark August 22, 2023

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chickenhawk

1. Young male who seeks the company or favours of an older male. The term has homosexual overtones although its etymology most likely goes back to the cartoon characters Foghorn Leghorn and the chickenhawk.

2. A politician or other person who promotes war without having had any personal experience of it; especially those who have avoided the experience.

1. He had a bunch of chickenhawks living with him.

2. That draft-dodging chickenhawk has no business sending our children to war.

chickenhawk by Anonymous August 2, 2003

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chicken head

A woman that goes down on what ever is there ( man meat ), no matter what it looks like, smells like or where its been . Just like a chicken feeding in a barnyard , they will eat anything.

Yo' man...Behind that dumpster,look at that chicken head 'Ho' bustin babybatter out 'dat fool Leon!

chicken head by eastside slim January 26, 2007

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Chicken Head Mohawk

A short hair person that gel's and combs his center part of his head to give the impression of a Mohawk. But really gives him the look of a chicken head.

Not even a full Mohawk. The dumbest looking mess of hair. On the same level as a mullet.

Why do soccer players like wearing that stupid chicken head mohawk look?

Chicken Head Mohawk by skidrowchuck July 3, 2010