(N) Geeky alter ego to a bored ,uproaching middle aged man with very little intrests. A man wise well upon his years if you stopped counting when he was three. A modern day philospher with a bad haircut.
Asker: Oh! Help me Deli , solve the great mystery of life?
La Deli Lama: What mystery? The game sucks, the cereal has to much cinnamon and if weren't for those pictures , the maagzine would of been cancelled years ago.
La Deli Lama: What mystery? The game sucks, the cereal has to much cinnamon and if weren't for those pictures , the maagzine would of been cancelled years ago.
by The Deli Keeper February 3, 2010
Girl who wears short short or skimpy bathing suit and should not because her vaginal lips are peeking past the hem.
"Do not look at that deli dangler bending over on the beach, she is giving an eyeful that you can't Unsee"
by Learn2ride May 6, 2015
1: "What are you doing with those specific, questionable food items?"
2: "Making a deli taco."
1: "I'm calling the police."
2: ". . ."
1: ". . . make me one."
2: "Making a deli taco."
1: "I'm calling the police."
2: ". . ."
1: ". . . make me one."
by gobbledegoofygoober October 20, 2020
Jennifer Anniston is so hot I warmed up a piece of deli meat in the microwave and gave myself a deli delight.
by Eye Glass Pimp January 5, 2021
by Vicious slickness January 2, 2019
Deli is a Czech chocolate bar snack. It is produced by Orion Chocolate and has 3 flavours: Nuts, Chocolate, and Pistachio.
by ASdwefvv September 3, 2023
by pinhead123 June 9, 2019