Mind yo Mouth and I'll mine my manners

Watch your mouth and I won't disrespect you.
Show some respect.

Shut up Idott and listen to me. Nasa mind yo Mouth and I'll mine my manners

by Ms.Bee72 October 3, 2020

mind cuck

When you think someone else is imagining fucking your partner, you are getting mind cucked.

When you imagine fucking someone else's partner, you are mind cucking them.

Nathan saw Hulk Hogan and felt that he fell victim to a mind cuck.
Sometimes I like to mind cuck my best friend.

by Samuel L Smackson April 30, 2021

Honey On My Mind

When you're thinking of sweet things.

Man I walked into that candy shop and I got honey on my mind.

by YehNameJeff June 29, 2016

Old-Mind-Itis

What happens when you forget things or things start to slip your mind as you get older

"That Marisela, she's really starting to come down with Old-Mind-Itis

by Ha ha jokes on you February 8, 2020

(mtb) mind the bong

When a bong is in a precarious position and you notice this, then announce it to the squad.

Bong is in a Precarious Position Comrade noticed this
Comrade: "hey guys, (mtb) mind the bong"
Bdiddy and Moisty: "ok mate"
Comrade: "Sound"
Moisty minds the bong (mtb)

by Moisty97 September 30, 2018

mind clouding

the feeling of delirium; inability to think hard on something without being *blocked* by your brain.

Yo I fapped for 4 hours yesterday night so I'm clouded asf (implicit)
m8 I want to get mind clouded so bad today, you got any decent porn? (past tense of mind clouding)

by Vinhbui1 March 19, 2018

Mind Hymen

Realizing you've been mind fucked for the first time.

"shit man, I saw Inception for the first time the other day man."

"did you like it?"

"Yeah, but dude, I think it popped my Mind Hymen."

by The8-BitZulu August 29, 2011