A high stakes game of composure played while riding the Staten Island Ferry where you have to make eye contact and salute the Statue of Liberty while receiving manual stimulation from your significant other (or a friendly stranger).
by SpaHa Carlito February 7, 2023
Its a used condom floating in or around the East River or any other virulent, disease infested, filthy dirty body of water in NYS ..
by Symone...A.K.A Ill NANA November 27, 2013
Women (all caucasian) in Staten Island all get their breast augmentation at the same place, so all the women over forty have identical looking aftermarket breasts.
I can't wait to hit the Midland Beach this summer to see all that Staten Island Plastic laying out gettin some sun...
by Ivory Ocean March 20, 2023
When you leave a reeking fart just before exiting a subway car, so that the doors close and lock the victims inside with the smell.
I left a beautiful Staten Island Stinker on the 6-train this morning. I think I might have killed someone's poodle.
by subwayfarter April 4, 2011
Some of the teachers have like 4 doctorates and just give hella work and torture you for fun, other teachers become your best friends. All our sports teams suck major ass but the 2020 senior football team thought they were the coolest people on the planet. The track team is a cult of weird nerds. Half the school lives in Brooklyn despite it being in Staten Island. The ones from sheepshead bay are literally the worst people to grace the planet earth. Rude racist Russians who carry long champ bags with Gucci slides despite living in two bedroom apartments in a dog shit neighborhood in Brooklyn. The ones from the island are usually are pretty nice but some are from tottenville and make you want to kill yourself. Literally zero diversity every one is Asian and russian, youre a minority being an Irish kid. Did I mention they force you to take Russian. The Russian teachers are almost all AWFUL literally treat their class like a USSR throwback ball. Everyone’s GPA is a 4.0 and getting an 80 in a class is treated like failing out of highschool. Everyone goes to an Ivy or Binghamton and college acceptance days are treated like literal dooms day. The bathrooms are a smoke show of honors kid burnouts who are desperately trying to get through their day via nicotine and wax pens. Despite all of this I couldn’t imagine myself anywhere else. You get super close with your friends and as much as you hate it one day you’ll look back and wish you could do it all again.
“What’d you do in highschool?”
“Cried, studied, and smoked in the bathrooms.”
“What?”
“Oh yeah, I went to Staten Island tech”
“Cried, studied, and smoked in the bathrooms.”
“What?”
“Oh yeah, I went to Staten Island tech”
by Youdeeznuts April 27, 2022
Originating on Discord by two dumbfucks, the Islander Splooge is the act of two men jizzing in a woman's ear, shaking her head violently, and then sticking straws up her nostrils to suck out the fluids.
by Sandrea II May 29, 2021
a girl who cares to much about what other people think and have close to zero romodels known for good things that they can relate to I live on the south shore and there is no difference between us and a girl in alabama where they have more little pagent kids with fake tans than we do in si do believe what you read and about the accent which i dont happen to have its only on a few words and its not there fault dont judege before u meet
Some staten island girls are smart.
by statenislandsmartgirl September 24, 2011