A nostril cream pie occurs at the end/conclusion of a blowjob when a guy pulls his dick out of a girls mouth just before he cums and jams it up to or in (depending on size of dick and her nostrils) one of her nostrils and blows his whole load up her nose.
Dude, she was so pissed when I gave her a gnarly nostril cream pie!!!

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by Eskorpija May 3, 2016
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The act in which some one male sticks his penis up soomeones nostril without consent
No, john I told you I don't want it up my nostril.... John that's (nostril rape)
by Nostril rape isn't a joke September 14, 2017
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A particularly wet and drippy ladies front bottom , usually bereft of pubes, that is in a state of expectant imminent receipt of a tumescent male seeding tube .

A fanny like a calf’s nostril
See that sister of hers over there , well her muff was like a calfs nostril for me last weekend so I pumped her full of man fat
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When your mates on his stag do and a coco pops breakfast bar is inserted into his wet nostril leaving him feeling violated yet climatic
Hes Has been nostril fucking his nose
by Mrhallowseve April 21, 2018
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When you exhale electronic cigarette vapour through your nose whilst drinking a hot beverage in order to disguise the fact that you're vaping.
It may look like steam but in fact its nostril froth.
by The Procrastinatrix July 31, 2023
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It's an aligator protecting in an around the nostril ensuring safety to the nostril at all times
by Kim mckee August 1, 2016
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