Do you know what I look like?

If so, how do you do that? Do you just look up my IP address and see everything?

Do you know what I look like?

by WorseThanHitler October 30, 2020

do I look like I know what a jpeg is

The best quote from hank hill.
This quote was said in the episode The Fat and the Furious

Do I look like I know what a jpeg is?

by Hoofedtoaster96 January 16, 2021

looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire

A poor design or something that is in bad shape.

That car looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire!

by MasterMMMaster Blkasteras February 8, 2020

shit log look-a-like

To examine your shit before you flush and find logs that remind you a people.

Dude, I found a shit log look-a-like today after I flushed, one little turd made it back and it looked just like Dog Chapman.

Dude I find the Dog in my shits all the time. He is a wrinkled old fuck.

by Young Blood Chapman September 19, 2007

Has anybody ever told you that you look like Beyoncé?

A hot ass vine that is probably the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen. It gets me shook to the bone.

Guy: Hey, has anybody ever told you that you look like Beyoncé?
Shalissa: Nah, they usually tell me I look like Shalissa.
Guy: Who the fuck is that?
Shalissa: Me nig**.
#ripvine #gucci #vinesfordays #shalissa

by Adam V. March 28, 2018

you look like you need to eat more ass

When a man does not look hardcore enough to be in a certain place or situation.

Brad walked into the rager and was immediately greeted by a man wearing three sets of gold chains who said, "You look like you need to eat more ass".

by Brad's Ass to Eat January 13, 2017

Doesn't look like he knows how to use his dick

Somebody who looks like they don't know what they're doing. A person who is confused. Somebody who hasn't got a clue. People or person who look or seem like they can't be trusted.

also

Someone who has little sexual expertise.

I wouldn't trust that guy, he DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HE KNOWS HOW TO USE HIS DICK.

by Prettypolly76 June 25, 2011