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liquortarian 

liq·uor·tar·i·an 1. a person who intermediately does not drink or does not believe in drinking or consuming non alcoholic beverages, water, food or, in some cases, any substance not produced by the fermentation of sugar or starch, that is the intoxicating agent in fermented drinks. Formula: C2H5OH an organic compound containing one or more hydroxyl groups bound to carbon atoms. But subsists on varieties of liquor, alcohol, etc. derived from alcohol bearing distilled or spirituous beverage, as brandy or whiskey, as distinguished from a fermented beverage, as wine or beer.

2. a person who encompasses the practice of following a liquor based consumption decree with or without the inclusion of fruits or vegetables as mixers for some variation of concoction, libation, or aperitif, and with the express exclusion of solid food of any sort while getting said drunk on.
Use in a sentence: Oh my, I see he is practicing a strict liquortarian lifestyle tonight.

Or, Will you be dinning with us tonight sir? No, I aint eating nothing, I’m going straight liquortarian tonight!
liquortarian by Enablator May 1, 2017
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Laquerdackuers 

If you flatulate, you shall receive a apple pie. (Used as a substitute for words such as “cool” and “awesome”)
Well, Laquerdackuers!
Laquerdackuers by RodgerC26 January 1, 2018

loquerrcity 

loquacity by a queer person equals loquerrcity. Loquacity is the quality of talking a great deal. A fast talking homosexual can be described as loqueercity.
I want to hang out tonight with my friends, but I know so and so will be there. He is loquerrcity.
loquerrcity by Bubbling November 24, 2020

liquor knob 

A shrunken cock or, of that person due to too much alcohol. Aka whiskeydick. Used as an insult or in a self-deprecating way.
A: Hey, what happened to your dick? Seems shriveled.

T: Yeah, I drank too much at the party. Guess I'm having a liquor knob.
liquor knob by Taka-mushroom September 13, 2021

Little Liquor Pig 

a. An endearing term for a friend or loved one who drinks too much. b. Someone who no longer drinks, due to previous excess.
Usages: n. (Endearing) “Awe, you’re such a little liquor pig.” (Empowering) Q: “You don’t drink?” A: “No, I’m a little liquor pig.“ (v.) Liquor pigging: An endearing term for pointing out (recognizing) excessive behaviour in general. v. “Hey, you’re Liquor Pigging the cake.”
Little Liquor Pig by c4imagination November 1, 2011

Alcohol Liquor Booze 

the three words needed to summon a hole to hell, do not say unless you wish to meet the devil and have a nice tea party
dude 1: bro watch this

dude 2: ok bro go ahead

dude 1: Alcohol Liquor booze

dude 2: NO WAIT DUDE

dude 1: *gone*