Hawaiian Circumcision

After a fun filled day at the beach you and your lady friend decide to get frisky and have intercourse on the sand. You must fill up her pussy with sand and proceed to dunk your penis into it then fuck the sand deep in until your foreskin falls off from the rough sandy intercourse.

e.g guys last night I circumcised myself by trying the Hawaiian Circumcision

Hawaiian Circumcision by macca1251 July 18, 2022

Re-Circumcision 

To be used as a verb. Re-Circumcision is an annual medical procedure for those who were circumcised. To prevent a serious infection of the penis, the regrowth foreskin is cut back and cleaned.

RDJ- "Hey man, are you coming to my sweet-ass party this weekend?"
Michael Cera- "Sorry, no, I'll have to miss it. I'm getting my re-circumcision on Saturday."

Re-Circumcision by Evaell August 25, 2022

circumvision 

the vivid memory of having your foreskin painfully removed

bro, my circumvisions are so bad my dick hurts in real life.
circumcisiondickpenisbro

circumvision by jquilt34 October 11, 2016

Circumscision

The thing you do when you realize the tube won't fit in the vaginal opening changing the shape to a nice narrow arrow shape, making it; easy, accessible, and pleasurable

Wife: Why'd you do that to your penis?!?!
Husband: I can explain, God told me to.
Wife: if god told you to jump off a cliff, if he asked you to sacrifice our first-
Husband: Actually I have to talk to you about that's one
Circumscision is real

Circumscision by Anal Opener November 29, 2016

Circumcision 

Male genital mutilation.

Millions of years of evolution have decided that every male mammal under the sun was to be born with a foreskin. In nature you won’t find a single mammal species where the males are born without a foreskin. If the foreskin was a useless part of our anatomy, evolution would have gotten rid of it before we became human.

Circumcisions are performed on babied because they can’t complain as no adult in his right mind would subject himself to it.

Circumcision is barbaric and useless. It continues to this day only because it's practiced on innocent babies.

Circumcision by ilbtna August 3, 2007

circumcision 

A barbaric act of mutilation in which the skin hanging off the end of the penis (Foreskin) is removed for no good reason whatsoever. People can say it looks cleaner and it prevents smegma... well, it looks horrible. If you say that your penis looks better because it's been circumcised, then there was something seriously wrong with your foreskin. The only way I could see it from that point of view is if the foreskin was three inches long or something. The reason people do this is to prevent masturbation. Yeah, smart idea, dumbass. Mutilate me at the age of six before I even know what masturbation is... *Clap clap clap*. I wank off every day. Jackasses.

Husband: Hey, hun... feel like mutilating our son and making him hate us for the rest of his life?
Wife: You mean a circumcision?
Husband: Yep. Let's circumcise him before he has the right to choose, before he knows what masturbation is and before he knows better!
Wife: He isn't even born yet.
Husband: ...

As you can see, they made the decision without the boy. It was the same for me. Don't do the same to your son.

circumcision by The unknown guy October 27, 2007

circumcision 

when you cut the skin off of a baby's penis for no good reason, when they're older they think they're better than guys who aren't circumcised, because they get less pleasure from their dick, and because they think they are cleaner.

circumcised guy: " ha ha, you're not circumcised, you have an ugly dick"

uncircumcised guy: "oh, i'm sorry i didn't get my dick chopped up when i was little because it's supposed to stop me from masturbating!"

circumcised guy: "oh shit man, u mean u get more pleasure than i will ever feel in my dried out little penis?!"

uncircumcised guy: "YEP!"
"look who's laughing now!"

circumcision by 65464982 June 6, 2005