by Tempus a Patres May 9, 2018
December 9th is when you get to run red lights all day and when you get pulled over just tell them it’s December 9th.
Guy: Why have you pulled me over officer
Officer: you just ran 69 red lights
Guy: It’s December 9th national run a red light day
*guy speeds off*
Officer: you just ran 69 red lights
Guy: It’s December 9th national run a red light day
*guy speeds off*
by Hyper103 August 21, 2021
by BeenActingBrandNew June 28, 2023
by CheesyPoofInthuest December 21, 2017
When your partner asks you to fuck, you say this referencing that you're currently on your period. Basically saying that they have to "stop" like a red light because it's that time of the month.
Partner 1: Let's fuck tonight.
Partner 2: Not tonight, gotta take a rain check. Got the red light, so stop asking.
Partner 1: Damn...
Partner 2: Not tonight, gotta take a rain check. Got the red light, so stop asking.
Partner 1: Damn...
by ShaBBBaby April 28, 2017