If looks could kill, Lesters would die every day when they look in their mirrors

- Lesters are known for their stone-cold stares of disappointment
Lesters often demonstrate obscure vehicular knowledge
A Lester is the coolest dude around because he rocks the leather jacket like no other, and always has a spare IrnBru tucked away in their pants ;)
Thot 1: "OMG Vanessa! Check out this guy he is PACKING"
*car noise in Edinburgh*
Lester: "Ahhh yes the Volvo xc60"
Thot 2: "His vehicular knowledge turns me on"
Thot 3: "His megadong goes so well with his leather jacket and aviators: I think I'm in love"
by SexuallyAttractiveLol November 22, 2021
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If looks could kill, Lesters would die every day when they look in their mirrors

- Lesters are known for their stone-cold stares of disappointment
Lesters often demonstrate obscure vehicular knowledge
A Lester is the coolest dude around because he rocks the leather jacket like no other, and always has a spare IrnBru tucked away in their pants ;)
Thot 1: "OMG Vanessa! Check out this guy he is PACKING"
*car noise in Edinburgh*
Lester: "Ahhh yes the Volvo xc60"
Thot 2: "His vehicular knowledge turns me on"
Thot 3: "His megadong goes so well with his leather jacket and aviators: I think I'm in love"
by SexuallyAttractiveLol November 22, 2021
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If looks could kill, Lesters would die every day when they look in their mirrors

- Lesters are known for their stone-cold stares of disappointment
Lesters often demonstrate obscure vehicular knowledge
A Lester is the coolest dude around because he rocks the leather jacket like no other, and always has a spare IrnBru tucked away in their pants ;)
Thot 1: "OMG Vanessa! Check out this guy he is PACKING"
*car noise in Edinburgh*
Lester: "Ahhh yes the Volvo xc60"
Thot 2: "His vehicular knowledge turns me on"
Thot 3: "His megadong goes so well with his leather jacket and aviators: I think I'm in love"
by SexuallyAttractiveLol November 22, 2021
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Lester a 2 inch boy who dont know what to do in life and crys for Vbucks he is a fat fuck who smells like fishy mick he also likes mutts which smells like him he has a girlfriend named tutu some would say toe toe doesn't like him at or maybe one day he'll be successful but I doubt it one more thing suk my Rukz
Lester a dumb ass who don't whats going on anywhere
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Very handsome and funny person. Will have a great and wealthy comfortable future ahead. Great at picking chicks and uses his talent of being lame to create wonderful memories for everyone. Hides under a smile and has a huge void in his heart. Super intelligent and street smart and doesn't need to study. Great natural absorbing skills. IQ and EQ is high. Be Lester as a role model.
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A big fat gorilla who is abusive asf and don’t have a care in the world for nobody or anything
We went to the zoo and saw a Lester
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