Dick Cheney

To make sure you never with a president.

The reason to not hunt quail while drinking.

"I certainly wouldn't want to hunt quail while drunk! I'd be a real Dick Cheney then!"

"Hey Look! Quail! Come on Dick, Don't point at me! Point at the Qua-", The words spoken by Harry Whittington before waking up in a hospital sometime later with pellet wounds to his face, neck and upper torso. Also had a minor, non-fatal heart attack due to this.

by Tab170 June 28, 2008

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an uncelebrated act of conservative BDSM. Often involving cock rings w/ chains, water boarding, electrocution, choking, and humiliation techniques to achieve its goal. In extreme public examples, puppeteering techniques are employed.

battery powered pumps are requisite to achieve the full effect.

those poor bstrds at gitmo got to experience the dick cheney first hand 0_o

by lewis419wu July 16, 2010

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Dick Cheneyed

When you're eating a woman out, and she unexpectedly squirts all over your face when she cums.

"Dude, I was going down on this chick the other night, and I totally got Dick Cheneyed!"

by Mr. Pussy March 04, 2009

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The Dick Cheney

When you pull out and bust a fat nut in a chick's face and then force her to apologize for getting in your way.

The Dick Cheney:

Girl: "Oh my God, you shot a hot load all over my face. Jesus..."
Guy: "Hey bitch, fuck you. Apologize for getting in the way of that badass statue on my table."

by TerrySchiavo August 26, 2009

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When your buddy is doing a girl doggy style and you hide just outside the door and rub one out until your just about to blow then bust the door open run in and blow it on her face.

Jordan was doing Britney and i ran in and gave her the Dick Cheney!

by Jerry Lee Poois September 16, 2007

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