Cohen pull no bitch and is certified to get zero hoes and push’s back the bitchs and makes fun of his friends for talking to females because he shits him self any time he sees a girl or grass and has to kiss his mommy goodbye due to his lack of bitchs
Cohens bitchs are very low radius’s
by Crockpot5679 May 4, 2022
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The sexy Jewish kid that has a big dong. He is also very good in bed even though everyone thinks he's gay he always says no homo, and his brain is the size of JEWpiter
Dan Cohen is know for assassinating hitler.
by Thatj3w December 3, 2019
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When you jizz up her nose and proceeded to ask her if she needs a tissue
Don: You won't believe what Sarah let me do last night.

Charles: Well what did you do?

Don: I gave her a Dirty Cohen.
by Wh0amI4 May 9, 2022
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A person with bigger balls than most
Person 1: My balls are big, but not as big as cohens
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Cohen is the sexiest man alive to this day. If anything, any girl who looks into his eyes are taken away by his looks. He is so cute that the teacher even fell for him.
Girl 1: I just found out i got Cohen in my PE class!
Girl 2: OMG! Do you have his phone number? He is such a hottie!
Girl 3: Already reserved for me.
by big seggs with ur motheer June 26, 2023
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