The place where one man and one woman gave birth to an evil creature, under the name of Justin Bieber.
This may be the only flaw of Canada.
This may be the only flaw of Canada.
by kevindong June 26, 2017
Economic trading partner and ally of the U.S. For the most part inhabited by great people, except for dumbshits like DeusEx Pimp who think that the U.S is physically larger than Canada.
by Hoerang September 26, 2003
A place with the best Homeland Security ever (the RCMP or Royal Canadian Mounted Police) not just some gay pick a color crap like in the US. But repremanded by many for not executing Avril Lavigne for being a poser if Canada even uses the Death Penalty at least they could have locked her up.
Canada is Cool
by Rob July 30, 2003
I hate to play the Devil's advocate here, but it seems that Jordan with the #1 definition is really stretching things..
1. Smarties are from England and simply have a production plant in Canada (as well as Germany and several other countries)
2. Given
3. Given
4. The original "Rules of Baseball" was written by Alexander Cartwright, a New Yorker, and the origins of pre-baseball games are said to be from England. I think you mean that "Baseball is played in Canada."
5. Sort-of, but I'll give you this one too. Lacrosse was an iriqois game first witnessed by westerners by a Frenchman back when we were both part of the British empire.
6. Absolutely
7. I guess... James Naismith was indeed Canadian, but this all happened in Massachusetts.
8. Apple pie has been eaten since before the New World was even discovered, recipies date back to the 1300s...
9. Given
10. Given, though Dunkin' Donuts is garbade. TH coffee is garbage too, but the food is much better IMO
11. The war of 1812 was before Canada WAS Canada, it was the UK vs the US, period. The US DECLARED war (but certainly did not start it) because of the UK FORCING americans to serve in their royal navy. It was more or less a second war for independence and ended with a treaty.
12. You guys better keep appeasing all of Quebec's demands so they will stop threatening to leave your union.
13. Canada has never played anything more than a supporting role in any war, ever. There is no reason to surrender when you've never fought an actual war on your own.
14. Your civil war is coming in the near future if your rediculous appeasing, ass-kissing politicians fail to keep Quebec from seceding.
15. okie
16. Plaid was only cool in Seattle, lol.
17. The HBC was a British company when that was true.
18. Given, lol.
19. Given.
20. Not really anything worth bragging about, did this just happen in Canada?
21. Snowmobiles were indeed invented by a canadian, jet-skis were invented by an Arizonan, Velcro was invented in Switzerland, Insulin is found natuarally in the human body, but was discovered by a German, and was first USED AS A MEDICINE in Canada. Penecillin was discovered by a Scottish scientist, Zambonis were invented by an American, in America..... Oh and Alexander Graham Bell was Scottish too. Are you just naming random things and saying they're Canadian? This is really rediculous, lol!
22. Given.
23. Superman was invented by an American AND a Canadian in America.
24. True.
It seems from this that one could just make random claims in Canada and people would just completely take it for fact, without any bit of skepticism, lol. Do you guys usually confuse yourselves with Great Britain? :)
That being out of the way, I love Canada! I love Canadians! I haven't met many Canadian assholes at all. From my point of view, Canada and the US (Canadians and Americans) are much more similar places than some people on either sides of the border seem to believe. Other than these few discrepencies that I have pointed out, Canadians are by no means short on reasons to be proud to be Canadian. It is a great and underrated country that tends to fly a bit under the international radar. Low key, understated. Progressive and humanitarian, and a better neighbor than Mexico :)
1. Smarties are from England and simply have a production plant in Canada (as well as Germany and several other countries)
2. Given
3. Given
4. The original "Rules of Baseball" was written by Alexander Cartwright, a New Yorker, and the origins of pre-baseball games are said to be from England. I think you mean that "Baseball is played in Canada."
5. Sort-of, but I'll give you this one too. Lacrosse was an iriqois game first witnessed by westerners by a Frenchman back when we were both part of the British empire.
6. Absolutely
7. I guess... James Naismith was indeed Canadian, but this all happened in Massachusetts.
8. Apple pie has been eaten since before the New World was even discovered, recipies date back to the 1300s...
9. Given
10. Given, though Dunkin' Donuts is garbade. TH coffee is garbage too, but the food is much better IMO
11. The war of 1812 was before Canada WAS Canada, it was the UK vs the US, period. The US DECLARED war (but certainly did not start it) because of the UK FORCING americans to serve in their royal navy. It was more or less a second war for independence and ended with a treaty.
12. You guys better keep appeasing all of Quebec's demands so they will stop threatening to leave your union.
13. Canada has never played anything more than a supporting role in any war, ever. There is no reason to surrender when you've never fought an actual war on your own.
14. Your civil war is coming in the near future if your rediculous appeasing, ass-kissing politicians fail to keep Quebec from seceding.
15. okie
16. Plaid was only cool in Seattle, lol.
17. The HBC was a British company when that was true.
18. Given, lol.
19. Given.
20. Not really anything worth bragging about, did this just happen in Canada?
21. Snowmobiles were indeed invented by a canadian, jet-skis were invented by an Arizonan, Velcro was invented in Switzerland, Insulin is found natuarally in the human body, but was discovered by a German, and was first USED AS A MEDICINE in Canada. Penecillin was discovered by a Scottish scientist, Zambonis were invented by an American, in America..... Oh and Alexander Graham Bell was Scottish too. Are you just naming random things and saying they're Canadian? This is really rediculous, lol!
22. Given.
23. Superman was invented by an American AND a Canadian in America.
24. True.
It seems from this that one could just make random claims in Canada and people would just completely take it for fact, without any bit of skepticism, lol. Do you guys usually confuse yourselves with Great Britain? :)
That being out of the way, I love Canada! I love Canadians! I haven't met many Canadian assholes at all. From my point of view, Canada and the US (Canadians and Americans) are much more similar places than some people on either sides of the border seem to believe. Other than these few discrepencies that I have pointed out, Canadians are by no means short on reasons to be proud to be Canadian. It is a great and underrated country that tends to fly a bit under the international radar. Low key, understated. Progressive and humanitarian, and a better neighbor than Mexico :)
by Hassell March 20, 2009
America: LOOK HOW STRONG I AM, WHO WANTS TO FIGHT ME?!!!!!!!!!!! C'MON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Canada: *Sitting under a tree, reading a book* "Yea, that's nice."
Canada: *Sitting under a tree, reading a book* "Yea, that's nice."
by joke4fun August 21, 2011
Location: America's cold boring cousin up north.
Stereotypes: Almost every presumption about Canada is wrong. The speech impediment everyone points out is only on the east side. Most of the weed smokers are on the west coast. We have every stereotype you have too. Thugs, drug dealers, sluts, nerds, jocks, punks... and ya'll in America have some funny accents too!
Vacation advice: Spend a month in Canada during summer and you'll adore it but make sure to leave before it starts getting cold because we hate listening to foreigners from all the countries to the south of us bitching because it's cold. Canadians themselves bitch about the numbing in their extremities enough to make up for any bitching you don't do.
THE WHOLE WORLD IS RETARDED!!!
Canada isn't any smarter or stupider than America.
I apologize on behalf of everyone in Canada with taste. We hate Beiber too so don't hold his prepubescent failure of a gayass voice against us.
Stereotypes: Almost every presumption about Canada is wrong. The speech impediment everyone points out is only on the east side. Most of the weed smokers are on the west coast. We have every stereotype you have too. Thugs, drug dealers, sluts, nerds, jocks, punks... and ya'll in America have some funny accents too!
Vacation advice: Spend a month in Canada during summer and you'll adore it but make sure to leave before it starts getting cold because we hate listening to foreigners from all the countries to the south of us bitching because it's cold. Canadians themselves bitch about the numbing in their extremities enough to make up for any bitching you don't do.
THE WHOLE WORLD IS RETARDED!!!
Canada isn't any smarter or stupider than America.
I apologize on behalf of everyone in Canada with taste. We hate Beiber too so don't hold his prepubescent failure of a gayass voice against us.
I can say from personal experience that I'm from Canada and nobody can tell. I've been to America and have received no strange looks or mentions of seeming Canadian. I've been vidchatting a group of people in New Jersey for several years and they had no idea I was Canadian until I started bitching about something not being available in Canada.
by Diacarus March 27, 2012
1. The 2nd largest country in the world (We're getting there Russia)
2. We have more than 3 races of people here
3. We invented half of the sports many americans think they made ( Basketball FTW)
4.Almost no one lives in an igloo
5.Canadian bacon isn't a whole leg of ham
6. Tim Horton's is better than Dunkin' Donuts
7.The british found america. There leader is a prime minister. Canada was found by the same people. Why call him president
8. All of our prime ministers lived to see the end of there terms in office.
9. Without us, part of the attack during D-day wouldn't have happened
10.We don't need to mention in our history abolishing slavery, It never even started here.
11. Its pronounced ZED not zee
12. When we measure temperature, it makes sence.( freezing point of 32 that don't make sense.)
13. We also measure lengths in a way that makes more sense
2. We have more than 3 races of people here
3. We invented half of the sports many americans think they made ( Basketball FTW)
4.Almost no one lives in an igloo
5.Canadian bacon isn't a whole leg of ham
6. Tim Horton's is better than Dunkin' Donuts
7.The british found america. There leader is a prime minister. Canada was found by the same people. Why call him president
8. All of our prime ministers lived to see the end of there terms in office.
9. Without us, part of the attack during D-day wouldn't have happened
10.We don't need to mention in our history abolishing slavery, It never even started here.
11. Its pronounced ZED not zee
12. When we measure temperature, it makes sence.( freezing point of 32 that don't make sense.)
13. We also measure lengths in a way that makes more sense
by Discreetoburrito March 1, 2012