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Condition Bastard

A guy who coincidentally steals peoples girlfriends unintentionally.
Person A: "Yo, dude. Where's your girlfriend?"
Person B: "We broke up..."
Person A: "Condition Bastard?"
Person B: "Yeah..."
by Condition_Bastard January 20, 2009
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Bastard

Modern time: A insult to express anger

Original meaning is a illegitimate child (a child who had married parents or divorced parents or parents who aren't together (single)
Bastard
by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025
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House-Bastard

Noun
-A millennial male or female that bought a house pre-covid/2019, and loves to inform everyone around them.

Verb
- The act of not leaving the house, when someone ask you to do something, just to gloat about the fact you have a house.
Man 1- Hey bro I will come pick you up? what your address.
Man 2 - Still at my parents place
Man 1 - Ohh you still live at home, I actually just got into the market before 2019 and my house had quad tripled in price in the last 24 hours. sucks to be you.

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Friend 1 - hey man wanna go outside today

Fiends 2 - nahh why I've got a house, why would I ever go outside again.
Friend 1 - Your such a House-Bastard
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new jerssian bastard

A New Jerssian Bastard is the fake job of a person 17 years old or younger that lives in New Jersey. This is usually in response to a online sugar mommy or daddy that is offering money when they ask for your job/profession.
F1 “ Yo this chick Mary is tryin to send 1k a week but she asking for my job. What should I say?”
F2 “ Idk say your a miner.”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a professional New Jerssian Bastard.”
by Mustafa the 69th May 10, 2022
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Fat bastard

Person1:can you see that fat bastard over their ?
Person2:yeah it’s Bailey
by Lily Arnold November 21, 2022
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Bastard rovers

we playing bastard rovers away on Saturday-Burnley fan
by Suicide squad Burnley September 22, 2022
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High Ping Bastard

The term first appeared with Quake by Id software in online chats and taunts of fellow players.

Any player who has a high ping value and is able to stay at the top of the scoreboard for online gaming. Typically for dial up connections with a high ping and latency. The players tend to taunt and adapt tactics on first person shooters or real time simulations to the point of excellence and aggravation of broadband users who spend many times their counterparts and still get rektd. Abbreviated as "HPB" usually.
Did you hear about the guy who leased a T1 line to play online for $2000 a month? He still gets pwned by High Ping Bastards with rusted barbed wire telephone lined dialup users from Oklahoma.
by Argonator May 19, 2022
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