When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.

Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.

When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
by TheDisrespect November 29, 2020
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The act of putting peanut butter on your dong and having your dog lick it off
Yo what’s good shlime! Watch this! Joe has peanut butter dong and his dog eats it
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A person who is plump and shaped like a peanut in which you have sexual intercourse with
That dude brett is a real fuck peanut ;)
by MeGaShhady November 28, 2021
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A supple plump young male who resembles a peanut in shape in which one engages in sexual intercourse which.
Man, that guy Brett is a real Fuck Peanut
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A small roller used on asphalt mostly behind a heat welder
The milkman was unloading the peanut roller off the trailer to roll the parking lot
by R H milkman November 10, 2015
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Some wierd shit Isaac says
If shes mad at you, you should just hit her with that reverse sided double peanut butter.
by The increased gay September 15, 2018
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