davey donut

davey donut is a term used for a person who speeds in their car while listening to lana del ray. davey donuts are especially keen to pop its. you can usually find a davey donut drawing an among us character OR calling mollie bobby brown to report the nearest gay. One way you can spot a davey donut is by talking about Trina Vega OR listening to Chicago by Trina Vega. They will come right up. You can also find a davey donut in Robloxs Da Hood, flamethrowing Emos. Davey Donuts are great people and you should always have one in your life.

Is that a davey donut blasting Lana Del Ray while burning a emo?

by sisterianlol October 7, 2021

Dunkin Donuts Diarrhea

When you eat food at Dunkin Donuts and you have diarrhea after you eat the food there.

Rodridgo and Stephanie had the Dunkin Donuts Diarrhea today and they were shitting for 45 minutes straight in the Dunkin Donuts bathrooms and made a huge ass mess all over the toilet with diarrhea all over the bathroom stall. All of the employees had to clean their mess up and Rodridgo and Stephanie went to Walgreens to buy Pepto Bismol because their diarrhea was severe and they both went home smelling like gorilla shit and they had to take 3 hour showers.

by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 25, 2022

Donut Dumping

Scissoring after a Taco Bell feast. Can also be called donut dumpin' and is similar to bumping donuts.

"Marge & Sue got a cravings box and 2 crunchy tacos from Taco Bell and went donut dumping"

by Donut Dumper July 27, 2023

haggis donut

It's when your significant other spreads apart their buttocks in a manner in which they reveal their butthole. You then get some haggis and drape it over their spread butt then you proceed to eat that and their ass.

"Hey how was the Ren. Faire?"
"It was good, Tiffany and I even got to do the haggis donut after"
"Nice bro"

by JeremiahIK14 December 17, 2020

Greek Donut

A butthole

I went home last night and glazed Karen's Greek donut

by Stuntbutt March 12, 2019

Donut of failure

1.) A very depressing donut.

2.) A sad person who fails a lot

Example 1:
Chloe: Ewww that donut makes me sad
Sarah: It tasted like a glazed bagel
Chloe: It's a donut of failure

Example 2:
Mikey is such a donut of failure.

by DonutOfFailure November 4, 2023

milking your donut

Fingering yourself instead of doing what you should be doing

Get to work and quit milking your donut. Where's Steve? Not sure, probably milking his donut.

by Sharp Compet August 31, 2018