Karen: this morning my husband thought it would be funny to wake me up by giving me a breakfast sausage hot dog.
by BloodyyShreddaR June 10, 2015
A poached egg that's been pickling in a prostitute's vagina for three weeks, soaking in vaginal fluid and said prostitute's piss after she drank nothing but sake for a month
by Alexfuckingpratt January 30, 2023
If Silvio Berlusconi dies I'll make double breakfast tomorrow.
If Silvio Berlusconi wakes up cold I'll make double breakfast tomorrow.
If Silvio Berlusconi wakes up cold I'll make double breakfast tomorrow.
by gingiacringia October 17, 2021
by Joinerlee March 9, 2018
Today i woke up for my job interview... but I couldn’t leave the house until I got rid of my breakfast dick.
by Candyokid September 2, 2019
1. Damn dude, after that good sex last night she made me some hooter breakfast in the morning!
2. I woke up to the fresh smell of bacon, went downstairs and found my girl in almost nothing, making me a hooter breakfast.
3. Last night I spent the night at my friends and we woke up to his wife making hooter breafast.
2. I woke up to the fresh smell of bacon, went downstairs and found my girl in almost nothing, making me a hooter breakfast.
3. Last night I spent the night at my friends and we woke up to his wife making hooter breafast.
by Antonio_Love69 March 26, 2010
April smelt something in the air once Richard walked in the room, so she decided to sniff his breakfast while he's was bent over. She then realized it was an awful mistake. Sniff breakfast
by Galidude December 28, 2017