Justin Bieber just got a new pet and he loves his little guy to death ! It turns out it’s an elderly beaver! Justin stopped at buccees on a road trip to buy some Canadian bacon pizza then he saw the most special thing a stuffed toy beaver ! Justin was lonely and wanted a pet but he didn’t want to pay for something expensive instead he paid for a cheap stuffed beaver! Justin fell in love and named the toy Justin beaver !
Oh my word it’s Justin Bieber !!!!! It’s always been my dream to meet you Justin !! What’s that toy in your hand ?? He’s my best friend ! His name is Justin beaver! He’s my replacement for Selena
by Cupcake 711 March 18, 2021
by I LIKE TO SCREAM July 1, 2017
by Smedley McScarja March 30, 2017
Definition, an old saying when my parents were young, comercial beaver meant hookers, prostitutes, broads who can take a dick, not only take a dick, but that bitch can take it damn good, far deep throated.
"Hey man did you see that commercial beaver up the road?"
"yeeeh man, that broad would be good for all ten minutes man,i'd hit that for more than an hour!"
"yeeeh man, that broad would be good for all ten minutes man,i'd hit that for more than an hour!"
by Blades of steel November 12, 2009
Methamphetamine.
The sharper the teeth, the most pure, concentrated, prime supply of premium fuckin' shards.
The sharper the teeth, the most pure, concentrated, prime supply of premium fuckin' shards.
Hey, you there! Come down from the high-lonesome. Is it true that it gets lonely up there hunting for beaver toggles.
by JJohnson07 May 8, 2023
"Everytime she has a beaver seisure, we have to wash the sheets." or "She screams really loud when she has a beaver seisure."
by Spankface March 16, 2018
Fanny fart or farting.
by Wood in beaver July 14, 2018