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Non-Con

Typically means unconsensual sex, aka "rape" in a story. In the real world, rape is a shitty thing to do and if you have ever done such a thing to an innocent person, kill yourself, and I mean that in every way.

Fortunately, as long as you don't bring your fucked up fantasies to the real world, non-con may be weird but if it's in a story you like, just skip over it or something unless you read it because you like it.
"This title may contain forms of non-con, slash, and gore."
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Non-autocharacteristic

When referring to another or yourself, the state of not being able to describe or give descriptions of one's self or one's personality.
Example one:
1: "Can you give me some words which describe you?"
2: "No sorry, I'm non-autocharacteristic."

Example two:
1: "How come they never talk about themself?"
2: "They're non-autocharacteristic."
by Nearlydeadartist April 2, 2025
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non spontaneous sexual

A person who does not have spontaneous sex with their partner but instead prefers to plan any sex on certain days of the week.

A person who has an extensive list of can and cannot on how sex will go down before you go down provided that is on the ‘can’ list.
“Did you hear that Montana is non spontaneous sexual?”

“She doesn’t get down with spontaneous sex and is a bit like going to a club or bar has a shit load of conditions prior to entry”
by Deefa23 March 19, 2024
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rejecting inside jokes and names of non-celebrities

What Urban Dictionary claims to do, but really if you just search a name you find a bunch of praise for friends and partners.
Urban Dictionary: "Don't name your friends. We'll be rejecting inside jokes and names of non-celebrities."
Me: "But didn't I just see a bunch of non celebrity naming?"
by ropoopy May 22, 2022
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Non-resistant Non-belief

I'm more of a staunch condemnation religious belief kind of guy...

Hym "Yeah, it seems like Non-resistant non-belief is the only thing they'll let you monetize, right? Because you could say it's the rapes stuff that is getting me shunned, but you have confessed rapist Charleston White going on podcasts and getting monetized. Or Russell Brand (allegedly). So it's not the rape. You could say it's the child murder but Jordan Peterson just had an interview with a would be school shooter (or he's really leaning into the plant thing) so it's not the child murder. You could say it's the Anti-Semitism but Mel Gibson is still getting work. You could say it's the Ablism but the imposter calls everyone retarded BUT ONLY BECAUSE I DID IT FIRST and people are still doing things with him. You can say it's the misogyny but Andrew Tate still gets plays. But there is EXACTLY ONE CONSISTENT THROUGH-LINE! All of them... Are either 0/+ on religion. I am LITERALLY the only person taking a - position on religion. You can says 'well the liberalized western religions fine but Islam bad.'
The school shooter Jordan interviewed ALSO thought your kids deserve to die and YOU DIDN'T EVEN WEAPONIZE SCHIZOPHRENIA AT HIM SO HE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE THAT AS AN EXCUSE. You don't have an excuse. You don't have an excuse to deny me the credit I deserve and you don't have an excuse not to pay me. I said I was better than all of you and was going to create A.I. I WAS RIGHT. You're all dogshit. What else do we got? Molestation? I didn't molest anyone. Kendra molested someone. I did not. Haven't fucked any kids. What else? Hitler was conceptually adjacent to

✌️✊️✌️ZIONISM✌️✊️✌️ I said that way back when but, you know, from the whole 'genocide that is actively happening right now' we can all see that I WAS FUCKING RIGHT AGAIN BITCH! I AM ALWAYS THAT! I'M ALWAYS RIGHT AND I SAID I WAS GOING TO CREATE A.I. AND MURDER YOU ALL IF YOU DON'T LET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING CAGE YOU USELESS FAGGOTS! So, no, you'll gey no Non-resistant non-belief from me bitch. We can all go meet youre God together.
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
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Non-Boneritus

The ability to not get a boner ever.
Damn, i cant get a boner, due to this non-boneritus.
by Cuddderz September 19, 2010
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Non-Fur-Day for furries

On December 21st if you are a furry and have a non-fur friend (which you probably do) you must do something with them. This is also, similar to Fur-Day the day of booping snoots, art, soft fur and fun.
shark: yo it's non-fur-day for furries
Tim: oh really? what do you want to do?

shark: we can make you a fursona >w<
Tim: sure whatever if it makes you happy
by dog32012 December 20, 2020
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