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non-writer

A mediocre, unimaginative person who can't write their way out of a wet paper bag. The medical condition is called Dysgraphia. If you've ever worked at advertising agencies, academic institutions or content marketing teams, you'd know who these people are. Non-writers are easily identified by their linear patterns of thinking, a complete inability to vary syntax, and an endless self-struggle with using the right adjective. They may apply all the cosmetic glow to their substandard, pathetic excuse of a writing but just one glance at those run-on sentences, and you'd know these people are just not meant to write anything important or complex.

By some quirk of fate, talented professional writers end up in the same team as these non-writers. In the eyes of management, they are the same as you, and are qualified to the same rates of pay. When that happens, you have no choice but to suffer their severe incompetence and bruised egos. Despite being embarrassing failures, non-writers are not open to constructive comments and edits.

The invention of AI writing tools has come as a boon to these non-writers. At least now they can hide their dysgraphia. But the lack of freshness in writing remains a permanent question mark on their skills and capabilities.
Me: "Who wrote this blog post?"
Management: "Our new hire, Tanveer."
Me: "I'm sorry. Have you seen the adverb overload on this one? This looks like the work of a non-writer. This Tanveer or whatever should look for an alternative occupation. I can't think of a less capable person to be writing our blog posts."
Management: "Perhaps you're right. But you need to find a way to adjust around this non-writer. Why don't you just correct his mistakes, and no-one has to know! That's why we hired you anyway."
by Third World Sam March 13, 2024
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Dess nons

yo low key fam, mad dess nons lurking styll. I speak normal at home and my moms would defaz the shit outta me if she heard me talking, but I talk like a dusty ass yute in the skreetz styll fam can't lie, walahi.

100% find these people at a mall or yonge and dundas square. Probably from a half decent home trying to act hard.
by bigsexy.org December 17, 2024
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Non-standard

Substandard version of anything. A nice way of saying someone is utter bullshit.
That is a non-standard size of paper, what am I supposed to do with this? Throw it in the trash and set the building on fire!
by Fun Guy 638294 October 8, 2021
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Non-racinary

Doesn’t fall under black, white, mixed, etc. This person doesn’t want to be stereotyped. Doesn’t feel black or white.
Stereotypes are offensive, so I want to be non-racinary.
by reeefrigerator September 18, 2020
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Non-existant

Stupid shit gaybots pump out
Such as infinite genders, when in reality there is only TWO
Gaybot: Yo it's awesome in society we have infinite genders just right for everyone!
Rational Human: No cuntboy theres only two genders. Get real, Stop believing in this Non-existant shit
by Dontbrushyourteethatworkgaybot January 30, 2022
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Non-Weeb

What to call someone when their bitchass lies about watching anime.
You lied about watching anime?!? Your such a non-weeb.”
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Gay (Non-Derogatory)

Gay (Non-Derogatory) is a joke that originated on Smosh during the "*Insert Name Here* Is Dead: The Funeral Roast" series. During Tommy (a gay man)'s funeral roast, one of the decorations on the set was a shirt that read "Gay (Non-Derogatory". It was also referenced once in his character's description section during a different funeral roast. It's occasionally brought up as a modern joke.
Tommy is so gay (non-derogatory)
by awstenday December 17, 2023
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