The act of physically plugging a clear nostril on purpose when the other nostril is actually plugged in an attempt to force air to go through the plugged nostril to clear it up. Nasal decongestants are optional; in fact, this is typically done because nasal decongestants don't work for those times when one nostril is absolutely plugged to hell like a rush hour traffic jam and the other is like an abandoned highway. Despite common sense telling you that this is a genius idea and it should work, it typically doesn't. But that doesn't mean it never works, so be sure to try it next time you have a cold.
by Someone who kinda exists February 26, 2022
"Ah mate I smashed this chick last week."
"Oh yeah! Any good?"
"Mate im telling you! It was like a Gnat's nostril!"
"Oh yeah! Any good?"
"Mate im telling you! It was like a Gnat's nostril!"
by jem stiltshire January 20, 2014
Person 1: Have you finished sculpting the statue yet?
Person 2: One second I just have to nostrilize it.
Person 2: One second I just have to nostrilize it.
by moonarm September 4, 2020
The act of blowing something out of your nose so hard, your soul leaves your body through your nose along with boogers, snot, blood or anything else that comes out at a high-velocity. Things that come out of your nose at a high-velocity are also known themselves as nostril projections.
"Dude, I just went from snot rocket to a full-on nostril projection! Wait, is that my body down there on the ground? And why did my booger break the window?"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 7, 2023
YOU NEED TO FLARE YOUR NOSTRILS OK OR ELSE YOUR FACIAL EXPRESSIONS ARENT AT THE HIGH PERFORMENCE RATE THEY COULD BE!
by bublimbitsgw August 15, 2017
by P0HTAHT0H January 29, 2019
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