Pheochromocytoma, a tumor of the adrenal medulla causing it to secrete large amounts of epinephrine and norepinephrine.
"My patient in room 214 has a jacked up kidney top so I had to prescribe her phentolamine."
by David Cartwright May 3, 2007
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Little people that live inside and feed off of human beings' kidneys. They create colonies and families and once all the kidneys have been used up and eaten, they move on to the next victim. Kidney stones are the byproduct of these little people's waste. Once you die they are excreted out of your body.
Martha Monroe was diagnosed with this debilitating condition in 1987. She went to her doctor complaining of pains in her kidneys. Both Martha and her doctor believed that it was just a kidney infection. Unfortunately she found out later that it actually was Parum Kidney Populus, a.k.a Little Kidney People.
by Kidney Master April 17, 2010
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a blasphemous rendering of the popular Harry Potter book entitled Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Coming this Fall to a theater near you..."Hairy Penis and the Kidney Stone"
"Abracadara, Abracadee, release the stone so I can pee..."
by mike potter September 11, 2005
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this phrase describes sex in the famed doggy position that is so brutal and frenzied that it could be said that the build up of internal pressure caused by each vigorous thrust could in fact cause the "victim's" kidneys to in fact "pop"
Christ, I'd like to pop her / his / it's kidneys!!
by Markdkny May 8, 2007
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The "Kidney Stone Software Development Process" is a degenerate process where releasing software to the field is incredibly painful but eventually "passes" and reaches customers. Developers within the process find that once the code portion of the project is complete, there are so many gates held by so many other internal groups that the software must first pass through, including peer review, quality assurance, documentation, not to mention possible conflicting schedules of other teams, product owners and managers, that the customers may not see the finished product for a long time. The process is akin to passing the proverbial kidney stone - incredibly painful, but eventually, it passes through.
We use the Kidney Stone Software Development Process at work; I'm still shepherding the finished code through multiple painful gates - who knows when this will actually ship.
by Spokko April 10, 2019
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A phrase used when someone is asking for something unreasonable. I coined this one myself when I was in college and the other classes kept bumming things off us.
'Can we have some of your milk'?
'Yeah, sure.'

'Can we have some of your tea bags?'
'Yeah, just please get your own supply sometime will you goddammit?'

'Can we have some of your biscuits?'
'Ngh. Would you like one of my kidneys with that?'
by necrophilicdemoness January 22, 2008
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