Like a Bulg

"Like a Bulg" (pronounced Bulge) is the polar opposite of Lonely Island's "Like a Boss". It is especially appropriate when a person tells either a terrible story or a story that wasn't good in the first place. It is also appropriate when a person commits lots of failure in a short period of time.

Vlad: I ate a huge meat sandwich earlier.
Everyone else: Yeah, Like a Bulge

by Jongleheim June 13, 2009

morning bulge

When a guy has an erection in the morning and it forms a bulge in his pants

My older brother always wakes up with a morning bulge

by tory borty April 30, 2013

Battle of the Bulge

aka "Ardennes Offensive"
Deviant Sexual Manoeuvre #26

This is when you are fucking her and, slowly lower the inensity, until you are hardly moving. Then you withdraw entirely and replace your penis with quick vigorous fisting

"Last Night I gave her the old "Battle of the Bulge"

by Devian SExual Manoeuvre! March 1, 2005

Regular Bulge

A man's crotch.

Bob to Fred.
Hey man, you feel that? That's just regular bulge.

by Spartan_Ninja February 2, 2010

Sperm Bulge

The inflation of the ball sack, caused from a lack of sex or wanking.

Dave "I haven't pumped for a month."
Mike "Man you must have a fair Sperm bulge."

by Lukethesod March 6, 2009

GaGa Bulge

A bulge seen around the crotch of a woman, or what may appear to be a woman. (Opposite of camel toe).

Guy 1: "Wow, check out the ass on her."
Guy 2: "Who? Her?"
Guy 1: "No, the blonde one."
Guy 2: "Dude, that's a dude, check out the adam's apple and GaGa bulge"

by wordsworthles January 12, 2010

Dad Bulge

The bulge on men's crotches, created from the tight jeans and tucked in polo/button down shirt look that fathers have perfected.

Did you see the dad bulge on Larry at the kids soccer practice today!?

by DadBulge June 13, 2011